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What's your Worst fear about having kids?
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:24 pm
Mine is that my daughter, who will be half Asian, will have blue eyes.
If that happens, Ill probably end up being that dad who answers the door with shotgun every time some kid picks her up.
frick. This would be terrible.
Great reason to stay in shape as I get older though.
If that happens, Ill probably end up being that dad who answers the door with shotgun every time some kid picks her up.
frick. This would be terrible.
Great reason to stay in shape as I get older though.
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Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:26 pm to jeff5891
That they aren't healthy
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:26 pm to jeff5891
Not getting enough sleep.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:27 pm to jeff5891
That I'd have a daughter.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:27 pm to jeff5891
Never being able to retire. I've always wanted kids but I've been single so long with a great job that now being 38...I don't want to give up my future and early retirement.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:27 pm to jeff5891
So you're worried your daughter will be hot and some other dude besides you will get to frick her? You're weird, dude.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:27 pm to jeff5891
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, Ill probably end up being that dad who answers the door with shotgun every time some kid picks her up.
Guy tried that shite with my son. He didn't think it was as cool when I showed up at his house with my shotgun to show him I had one too. Then he refused to come outside..
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:28 pm to jeff5891
your worst fear is that your daughter will have blue eyes because you think a blue-eyed half Asian is more frickable? Is that what I am gathering?
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:30 pm to rsbd
quote:dont worry, as soon as you see me you'll be apologizing for anything your son might do
Then he refused to come outside..
This post was edited on 2/27/16 at 3:06 pm
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:31 pm to jeff5891
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What's your Worst fear about having kids?
I will have a daughter...and she will become a raging, irresponsible whore with multiple premarital/bastard offspring.
This post was edited on 2/27/16 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:31 pm to jeff5891
That I'll drop them when they are a baby.
I mean.....that has definitely happened before right? No way it hasn't.
ETA: What a post for #8,000....baby dropping....eh well
I mean.....that has definitely happened before right? No way it hasn't.
ETA: What a post for #8,000....baby dropping....eh well
This post was edited on 2/27/16 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:34 pm to Paddyshack
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Is that what I am gathering?
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:36 pm to jeff5891
I also have half- asian daughters . Here's some advice-boys of every race will fixate on them and think they have a shot with them. I'm talking random Pakistani guys and dudes from Ghana and Myanmar. Not just whites and Asians. Prepare thy shotgun accordingly. 
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:36 pm to jeff5891
My daughter is half asian.
She has really light brown eyes and really light brown eyes.
Worse fear...something bad happening to them.
She has really light brown eyes and really light brown eyes.
Worse fear...something bad happening to them.
This post was edited on 2/27/16 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:38 pm to jeff5891
Not to worry dad...
Just pull the young man aside, look him directly in the eyes and say, "just after you have any thoughts about slipping my daughter the D, please remember I don't have a problem going back to prison..."
Just pull the young man aside, look him directly in the eyes and say, "just after you have any thoughts about slipping my daughter the D, please remember I don't have a problem going back to prison..."
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:38 pm to jeff5891
1) that they would be born with Down syndrome
2) that they would be born with the addiction gene and become drug addicts
3) that I would love them and treat them great and they would grow up into angry teenagers that want nothing to do with me
4) that becoming daddy will will make you and mrs. busy all the time, reduce sex life, and result in marital problems
2) that they would be born with the addiction gene and become drug addicts
3) that I would love them and treat them great and they would grow up into angry teenagers that want nothing to do with me
4) that becoming daddy will will make you and mrs. busy all the time, reduce sex life, and result in marital problems
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:39 pm to nguyt518
Yikes. I'm sure my fears will switch to that when I actually have a kid. That would suck
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:39 pm to jeff5891
I was worried about being a good parent, staying sane and rested, that they'd be born healthy, etc. Now my biggest fear is losing them.
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:42 pm to TheIndulger
Oh yeah also that they die
Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:42 pm to jeff5891
You are far too immature to have kids. I recommend aborting and trying again in a few years.
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