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re: What's your Worst fear about having kids?

Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22179 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:06 pm to
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dont worry, as soon as see me you'll be apologizing for anything son might do





My kids don't date slutty girls..
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
3695 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:07 pm to
The future of the country.
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1931 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:12 pm to
I'll be having my first kid in the next few months. I was only worried about health early on, then I screwed up and watched an episode of Dateline one night. Now I'm worried about health and anyone that I don't know.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:13 pm to
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What's your Worst fear about having kids?

Having a daughter who grows up to be a famous porn star and brings dishonor to me and my family name.
This post was edited on 2/27/16 at 2:14 pm
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:17 pm to
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Having a daughter who grows up to be a famous porn star and brings dishonor to me and my family name
as long as it's your kid, it's a win for everyone else though
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76556 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:34 pm to
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Mine is that my daughter, who will be half Asian, will have blue eyes.


My daughter has cerebral palsy and epilepsy but yeah, thanks god she doesn't have blue eyes or it'd suck.
Posted by LSUStjames
Member since Dec 2005
3473 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:34 pm to
Raising entitled lazy brats who end up on government assistance and come with their hands out. I would say no but not sure the wife will.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76556 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:34 pm to
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Having a daughter who grows up to be a famous porn star and brings dishonor to me and my family name.

I won't mind if my son becomes a famous porno star though
Posted by LSUStjames
Member since Dec 2005
3473 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:37 pm to
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Born with a disability


You would be surprised at what you are capable of if this happened. I have one with a disability and couldn't love him more or be more proud. It just different things that you are proud of.
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:47 pm to
I was worried my kid might have2 or 3 heads or no limbs on account of all the acid I took. But she's a beautiful young lady--half Asian and all lovely.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203522 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:51 pm to
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daughter will be hot and some other dude besides you will get to frick her?


That's just wrong dude... This ain't Kentucky.............
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203522 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:53 pm to
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my worst fear........with kids.......is that one would be abducted.


I worry about this everyday and My daughter is almost 21.....
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76556 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:55 pm to
Abduction is crazy to even think about. That Soul Asylum video is crazy.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56505 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 3:01 pm to
You are gonna give em a TD handle for a name

I always liked 69gumbeaux, I'll let you use it for your kid
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 3:04 pm to
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My daughter has cerebral palsy and epilepsy but yeah, thanks god she doesn't have blue eyes or it'd suck
my bad, Let me edit and hashtag every shitcase scenario that would be a given, so that the thread is sensitive enough for everyone.
This post was edited on 2/27/16 at 3:04 pm
Posted by JJBTiger2012
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 3:12 pm to
2 kids here and of course health was my #1 concern. Besides that it was not being a perfect dad, not being able to give everything that they deserve, and the fricked up world that we live in.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24607 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 3:17 pm to
You sound like such a pussy. Your wife will leave you someday...guaranteed.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76556 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 3:18 pm to
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my bad, Let me edit and hashtag every shitcase scenario that would be a given, so that the thread is sensitive enough for everyone.

And I think you need to apologize to every girl out there with blue eyes.
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22488 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 3:18 pm to
That my son walks around with broken wrists and looks stupid when he runs. I dont care if hes gay, frick whoever, just dont trot around like a bitch.


But for real, that they arent healthy.

Also, that they come out of a conniving, soul murdering, whore.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 3:20 pm to
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And I think you need to apologize to every girl out there with blue eyes.


#blueeyedgirlsmatter
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