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What's your Standard Operation Procedure with public Toilets?

Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:14 pm
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:14 pm
A) Don't use em at all

B) use them but very selective and TP the seat

C) TP just the sketchy ones

D) FRICK it...any place, any time?

Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22848 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:15 pm to
I usually only shite at home or work. Ill piss anywhere.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:15 pm to
only when absolutely necessary for a deuce
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

I usually only shite at home or work. Ill piss anywhere.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38735 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:16 pm to
I piss on all the seats so no one else uses them. Then when I go back a few days a later I don't mind sitting down unprotected. I mean, it's my piss, right?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:17 pm to
when i do have to use one I really don't care at that point
Posted by FunkasaurusReb
Memphis
Member since May 2014
870 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:22 pm to
I'll take a shite at a bar only in most dire situations. I always use at least three layers of TP.
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1103 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:23 pm to
I'll normally only shite at staffed rest areas or at a pilot or flying j truck stop.

There's a less used and (usually) cleaner bathroom behind the drivers lounge.

Never in Texas or S.California though.
This post was edited on 3/26/15 at 4:24 pm
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:24 pm to
I keep paper arse gaskets in my cargo pocket
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21417 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:25 pm to
Never, in emergency when traveling, stop at hospital or nicer motel.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

I piss on all the seats so no one else uses them.


Amateur - I piss on the seats and the rolls of toilet paper. No one is going in that stall. Wait a few days, and bring my own toilet paper.
Posted by LSUgolf
Hogs ROLLED 34-30
Member since Feb 2004
4897 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:26 pm to
use them but very selective

use paper towel bc tp is to thin and usuall not wide enough to cover the shitter.

also no flushing mid shite i don.t want arse water all over me arse.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

I'll normally only shite at staffed rest areas or at a pilot or flying j truck stop.

There's a less used and (usually) cleaner bathroom behind the drivers lounge.


quote:

DanW1


This road warrior gets it.
Posted by Bumble Bee
Northwest, La
Member since Jan 2011
753 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:26 pm to
I'll pee almost anywhere.

As far as #2, home or office only if at all possible.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47131 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:26 pm to
In line for a toilet on loooong flight last week and some old chick sprayed the toilet with some nasty shite. She closed the lid and all in effort to hide her deed.

Since the toilets don't use water, only air flow, the shite was plastered to the bowl like... well, brown plaster.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

use them but very selective and TP the seat



If I just gotta.... I TP the Effin hell out of it
Posted by dante
Kingwood, TX
Member since Mar 2006
10669 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

B) use them but very selective
When driving I always seek a decent hotel and use the lobby bathroom....only use public restrooms in cases of emergency .......if I have that cold sweat kind of cramp feeling that usually ends with uncontrollable explosion.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

hen driving I always seek a decent hotel and use the lobby bathroom....


This as well. I will go platinum elite on a fool if I have to.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107654 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:32 pm to
Seriously, always keep one of these handy.


Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 4:33 pm to
Only in dire emergencies for #2.
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