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re: What's Your Favorite Idioms?

Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:16 pm to
Posted by DSTRYRsg
Isle of Man
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:16 pm to
Reminds me of "happier than a puppy with two peters"
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:17 pm to
Omg my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:21 pm to
Calling something that's messed up "a soup sandwich"
Posted by br05os
GL
Member since Sep 2007
225 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:22 pm to
Let's make like a fetus and head out

That's handier than pockets on a t-shirt

That's the coolest thing since sliced bread

I'm stuck like Chuck



Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:23 pm to
I also have a friend who could never remember the phrase "a catch-22" and call say "a trick-9" instead... so "a trick-9" is way up there for me.
Posted by DSTRYRsg
Isle of Man
Member since Oct 2014
365 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:23 pm to
I also like two from Shawshank:

"Pinch a loaf" (taking a shite)

"a-hole puckered up tighter than a snare drum" (someone who is uptight and stingy with giving $)
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:25 pm to
clenched up tighter than Dick's hatband.
Posted by lsufan27
The PJ
Member since Mar 2014
385 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:28 pm to
let the big dog eat
Posted by lsufan27
The PJ
Member since Mar 2014
385 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:28 pm to
that dog won't hunt
Posted by lsufan27
The PJ
Member since Mar 2014
385 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:28 pm to
it's a dog eat dog world
Posted by DSTRYRsg
Isle of Man
Member since Oct 2014
365 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:34 pm to
"About as useful as a wet match"

"Queer as a 3-dollar bill"

"As useful as a hole in the head"

"Tougher than a 2 dollar steak"
Posted by coonass27
shreveport
Member since Mar 2008
3620 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:03 pm to
I'm fricking this dog, you just hold his head

If I wanted any shite out of you, I'd squeeze your head

How does it feel to be a fricking idiot

Sweating like a fat kid playing dodgeball

Faster than OJs bronco

There's my bitch

How about you play hide and go frick yourself

How about a tall glass of shut the frick up

If if was a fifth, we'd all be fricking hammered

Assume. Makes an arse out of u and me

If my ant had nuts, she'd be my uncle

How about NO






Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:05 pm to
STTDB
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:07 pm to
Pretty funny guys thanks for sharing.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14663 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:16 pm to
Sticks out like a dead nun in a snowbank.

Like a cow staring at a new gate. (a confused look)
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
6992 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:17 pm to
"Tighter than a hawk's arse in a steep dive"
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:20 pm to
It's Hotter than Satan's a-hole.
Posted by hardhead
stinky bayou
Member since Jun 2009
5745 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:29 pm to
PIIHB
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65617 posts
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:39 pm to
Happier than Satan watching Alabama win a football game?
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