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re: What's Your Favorite Idioms?
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:16 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:16 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Reminds me of "happier than a puppy with two peters"
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:17 pm to DSTRYRsg
Omg my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:21 pm to Mud_Till_May
Calling something that's messed up "a soup sandwich"
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:22 pm to Mud_Till_May
Let's make like a fetus and head out
That's handier than pockets on a t-shirt
That's the coolest thing since sliced bread
I'm stuck like Chuck
That's handier than pockets on a t-shirt
That's the coolest thing since sliced bread
I'm stuck like Chuck
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:23 pm to yurintroubl
I also have a friend who could never remember the phrase "a catch-22" and call say "a trick-9" instead... so "a trick-9" is way up there for me.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:23 pm to jmcs68
I also like two from Shawshank:
"Pinch a loaf" (taking a shite)
"a-hole puckered up tighter than a snare drum" (someone who is uptight and stingy with giving $)
"Pinch a loaf" (taking a shite)
"a-hole puckered up tighter than a snare drum" (someone who is uptight and stingy with giving $)
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:25 pm to DSTRYRsg
clenched up tighter than Dick's hatband.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:34 pm to yurintroubl
"About as useful as a wet match"
"Queer as a 3-dollar bill"
"As useful as a hole in the head"
"Tougher than a 2 dollar steak"
"Queer as a 3-dollar bill"
"As useful as a hole in the head"
"Tougher than a 2 dollar steak"
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:03 pm to DSTRYRsg
I'm fricking this dog, you just hold his head
If I wanted any shite out of you, I'd squeeze your head
How does it feel to be a fricking idiot
Sweating like a fat kid playing dodgeball
Faster than OJs bronco
There's my bitch
How about you play hide and go frick yourself
How about a tall glass of shut the frick up
If if was a fifth, we'd all be fricking hammered
Assume. Makes an arse out of u and me
If my ant had nuts, she'd be my uncle
How about NO
If I wanted any shite out of you, I'd squeeze your head
How does it feel to be a fricking idiot
Sweating like a fat kid playing dodgeball
Faster than OJs bronco
There's my bitch
How about you play hide and go frick yourself
How about a tall glass of shut the frick up
If if was a fifth, we'd all be fricking hammered
Assume. Makes an arse out of u and me
If my ant had nuts, she'd be my uncle
How about NO
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:07 pm to coonass27
Pretty funny guys thanks for sharing.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:16 pm to Mud_Till_May
Sticks out like a dead nun in a snowbank.
Like a cow staring at a new gate. (a confused look)
Like a cow staring at a new gate. (a confused look)
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:17 pm to Mud_Till_May
"Tighter than a hawk's arse in a steep dive"
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:20 pm to FightinTigersDammit
It's Hotter than Satan's a-hole.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 9:39 pm to hardhead
Happier than Satan watching Alabama win a football game?
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