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What's Your Favorite Idioms?
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:11 pm
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:11 pm
Top three
"Bite the bullet"-To endure a painful or unpleasant situation that is unavoidable.
"Shoot the breeze"-To chat idly or generally waste time talking.
"Call it a day"-To declare the end of a task.
"Bite the bullet"-To endure a painful or unpleasant situation that is unavoidable.
"Shoot the breeze"-To chat idly or generally waste time talking.
"Call it a day"-To declare the end of a task.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:13 pm to Mud_Till_May
Gomer Pyle
Gilligan
Houston Nutt
OH, IDIOMS.
NEVER MIND.
Gilligan
Houston Nutt
OH, IDIOMS.
NEVER MIND.
This post was edited on 10/9/14 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:18 pm to Mud_Till_May
Let the cat out of the bag
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:23 pm to Mud_Till_May
Useless as tits on a boar.
God willing and the creek don't rise.
As nervous as a whore in church.
God willing and the creek don't rise.
As nervous as a whore in church.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:23 pm to Mud_Till_May
Eat shite and die. -Complete contempt for the addressed
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:25 pm to Mud_Till_May
"frick her right in the pussy" - referring to fricking her right in the pussy
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:26 pm to LucasP
I like going to hell in a handbasket.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:26 pm to Mud_Till_May
stuck on stupid
GFY
GTFO
BFD
GFY
GTFO
BFD
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:27 pm to Mud_Till_May
"Wish in one hand and shite in the other and see which one gets filled the fastest."
"Prettier than a blue-nosed mule."
"Up & down like a whore's drawers" (refers to a nervous person, up & down)
"As full of shite as a cat is frollicks"
"So full of shite his eyes are brown"
"Doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground"
"slicker (or cleaner) than a hound's tooth."
"Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel."
About men...."When I was hard I was soft and when I was soft I was hard."
"Slipperier than snot on a glass doorknob"
"Raining like an old cow pissing on a flat rock"
"Jumpy as a fart on a griddle"
"Colder than a well-digger's feet in Alaska"
"Colder than a fart in a dead eskimo"
"Slipperier than a witch's tit"
"dead as a doornail"
"fit as a fiddle"
"Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra"
"Rattling on (talking) like the clapper on a goose's arse"
"Handy as a pocketful of paper assholes."
"Two ax handles wide across the arse"...or for REALLY wide, "2 ax handles and a rain barrel"...
"Uglier than the east end of a horse headed west."
"A horse that shits fast don't shite long."
"like a fish out of water"
"can't put a square peg in a round hole"
"fell arse over tin cup"
"Go piss up a rope."
"The cow is out of the barn."
"slower than molasses in January"
"as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
"colder than blue hell"
"scarce as hen's teeth"
"can't tell the difference between shite & shinola"
"so ugly you have to hang a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her"
"as busy as a one-armed barber with the hives"
"dark as the inside of Dick's hatband"
"knee high to a grasshopper"
"thigh high to a mule"
"scared shitless"
"tighter than a bull's arse in fly time"
"not worth a patch on his (another person's) arse"
"cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"
"Runnin' around like a chicken with its head cut off."
"faster than a striped-arse jaybird"
"a-hole deep to a ten foot indian"
"Lying like a snake in the grass"
"wouldn't say shite if he had a mouthful"
"jumping from the frying pan into the fire"
"like the kettle calling the pot black"
"lies like an old rug"
"tough as shoe leather"
"didn’t know whether to shite or go blind"
"cuter than a speckled pup"
"so drunk he couldn't find his arse with both hands"
"never cut a fat hog in the arse with a dull knife"
"dumb as a load of coal"
"can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"
"you never miss a slice off a cut loaf" (cut loaf= a non-virginal woman)
"may be small but he's wound tight"
"It takes a big boy to whip a little man"
"took off like a cat hit in the arse with a boot jack"
"face as red as a jaybird's arse in pokeberry time"
"not tough enough to kick the shite out of your own pants"
"smell bad enough to stink a dog off a gut wagon"
"so weak you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shite pot"
"don't let your mouth run off til your brain's in gear"
"you would give a bull dog's arse the heartburn"
"arse as big as a $40 cow"
"mouth as dry as popcorn fart"
"lazier than Hall's dog"
"didn't know whether to shite or wind his watch"
"not worth the scrapings off a hound dogs arse"
"hotter than a June bride in a feather bed"
"harder than a whore's heart"
"colder than a witches tit"
"leave a dead dog lie"
"dumber (or crazier) than a shite house rat"
"hanging around her like flies on shite"
"busier than a one-legged man in an arse kickin contest"
"busier than a one-armed paper hanger"
"shite or get off the pot."
"hornier than a two (or 3) peckered billy goat"
"stiffer than a wedding dick"
"more nervous than a whore in church"
"useless as tits on a boar hog"
"dumber than a sled rack"
"colder than a well digger's arse"
"colder'n a brass monkey's arse"
"happier than a pig in shite"
"ugly as sin"
"you can't get blood out of a turnip"
"slow as mud"
"butter wouldn't melt in her mouth"
"as loose as a goose"
"up shite Creek without a paddle"
"a crock of shite"
"two bricks shy of a load"
"looks like a crow shite him on a fence post & the sun hatched him out"
"acting like a bitch in heat"
"don't have one penny to rub against another one"
"can't burn both ends of a stick (or candle) at the same time"
"dumber than a June bug on a string"
"skinny as a bean pole"
"tighter than a gnats arse stretched over a rain-barrel"
"don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out" (poor)
"built like a brick shite house"
"haven't been there for a coon's age"
"uglier than a burnt stump"
"Up and down like a whore on Saturday night."
"sat there like a bump on a log"
"actin like she's got bees in her bonnet"
"actin' like her tits got caught in a wringer"
"You look like you have been drug through a knot hole arse backwards."
"like a fart in a glove"
"lower than a snake in a wagon track"
"Eyes are shite-color brown."
"Spit quick or die."
"Her arse is as big as the broad side of the barn."
"bad shooter couldn't hit the broad side of the barn."
"Left high and dry with no pot to piss in."
"Thin as piss on a plank"
"Can't find his arse with both hands"
"ain't got both oars in the water."
"Couldn't find his arse with both hands and a coon dog"
"Crazy as a shithouse mouse"
"Slicker than puppy shite on a wood floor"
"as tired as a whore on nickel night"
"busy as a bull's arse in fly season"
"on her like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat"
"like shite through a goose" - meaning fast
"like green corn through the new maid" - meaning fast, also
"that dog don't hunt" - bad idea or flawed logic
A woman with lipstick - "looks like a jaybird's arse in pokeberry time."
"So skinny they have to stand up twice to make a shadow."
"Black as a coalie's arse"
"Happy as a tick on a fat dog"
"Not worth the bait in a rat trap"
"Harder than a Chicken's lips"
"Workin harder than a funeral home fan in July"
"Shakier than and old coon"
"Heavier than a dead preacher"
"That (plan, idea, action, etc) amounts to about as much as a fart in a whirlwind."
"skinny as a raffle turkey"
"Hotter than a whore house on dollar day."
"Ugly enough to scare buzzards off a gut wagon"
Idioms, colloquialisms, it's all the same to me.
"Prettier than a blue-nosed mule."
"Up & down like a whore's drawers" (refers to a nervous person, up & down)
"As full of shite as a cat is frollicks"
"So full of shite his eyes are brown"
"Doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground"
"slicker (or cleaner) than a hound's tooth."
"Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel."
About men...."When I was hard I was soft and when I was soft I was hard."
"Slipperier than snot on a glass doorknob"
"Raining like an old cow pissing on a flat rock"
"Jumpy as a fart on a griddle"
"Colder than a well-digger's feet in Alaska"
"Colder than a fart in a dead eskimo"
"Slipperier than a witch's tit"
"dead as a doornail"
"fit as a fiddle"
"Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra"
"Rattling on (talking) like the clapper on a goose's arse"
"Handy as a pocketful of paper assholes."
"Two ax handles wide across the arse"...or for REALLY wide, "2 ax handles and a rain barrel"...
"Uglier than the east end of a horse headed west."
"A horse that shits fast don't shite long."
"like a fish out of water"
"can't put a square peg in a round hole"
"fell arse over tin cup"
"Go piss up a rope."
"The cow is out of the barn."
"slower than molasses in January"
"as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
"colder than blue hell"
"scarce as hen's teeth"
"can't tell the difference between shite & shinola"
"so ugly you have to hang a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her"
"as busy as a one-armed barber with the hives"
"dark as the inside of Dick's hatband"
"knee high to a grasshopper"
"thigh high to a mule"
"scared shitless"
"tighter than a bull's arse in fly time"
"not worth a patch on his (another person's) arse"
"cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey"
"Runnin' around like a chicken with its head cut off."
"faster than a striped-arse jaybird"
"a-hole deep to a ten foot indian"
"Lying like a snake in the grass"
"wouldn't say shite if he had a mouthful"
"jumping from the frying pan into the fire"
"like the kettle calling the pot black"
"lies like an old rug"
"tough as shoe leather"
"didn’t know whether to shite or go blind"
"cuter than a speckled pup"
"so drunk he couldn't find his arse with both hands"
"never cut a fat hog in the arse with a dull knife"
"dumb as a load of coal"
"can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"
"you never miss a slice off a cut loaf" (cut loaf= a non-virginal woman)
"may be small but he's wound tight"
"It takes a big boy to whip a little man"
"took off like a cat hit in the arse with a boot jack"
"face as red as a jaybird's arse in pokeberry time"
"not tough enough to kick the shite out of your own pants"
"smell bad enough to stink a dog off a gut wagon"
"so weak you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shite pot"
"don't let your mouth run off til your brain's in gear"
"you would give a bull dog's arse the heartburn"
"arse as big as a $40 cow"
"mouth as dry as popcorn fart"
"lazier than Hall's dog"
"didn't know whether to shite or wind his watch"
"not worth the scrapings off a hound dogs arse"
"hotter than a June bride in a feather bed"
"harder than a whore's heart"
"colder than a witches tit"
"leave a dead dog lie"
"dumber (or crazier) than a shite house rat"
"hanging around her like flies on shite"
"busier than a one-legged man in an arse kickin contest"
"busier than a one-armed paper hanger"
"shite or get off the pot."
"hornier than a two (or 3) peckered billy goat"
"stiffer than a wedding dick"
"more nervous than a whore in church"
"useless as tits on a boar hog"
"dumber than a sled rack"
"colder than a well digger's arse"
"colder'n a brass monkey's arse"
"happier than a pig in shite"
"ugly as sin"
"you can't get blood out of a turnip"
"slow as mud"
"butter wouldn't melt in her mouth"
"as loose as a goose"
"up shite Creek without a paddle"
"a crock of shite"
"two bricks shy of a load"
"looks like a crow shite him on a fence post & the sun hatched him out"
"acting like a bitch in heat"
"don't have one penny to rub against another one"
"can't burn both ends of a stick (or candle) at the same time"
"dumber than a June bug on a string"
"skinny as a bean pole"
"tighter than a gnats arse stretched over a rain-barrel"
"don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out" (poor)
"built like a brick shite house"
"haven't been there for a coon's age"
"uglier than a burnt stump"
"Up and down like a whore on Saturday night."
"sat there like a bump on a log"
"actin like she's got bees in her bonnet"
"actin' like her tits got caught in a wringer"
"You look like you have been drug through a knot hole arse backwards."
"like a fart in a glove"
"lower than a snake in a wagon track"
"Eyes are shite-color brown."
"Spit quick or die."
"Her arse is as big as the broad side of the barn."
"bad shooter couldn't hit the broad side of the barn."
"Left high and dry with no pot to piss in."
"Thin as piss on a plank"
"Can't find his arse with both hands"
"ain't got both oars in the water."
"Couldn't find his arse with both hands and a coon dog"
"Crazy as a shithouse mouse"
"Slicker than puppy shite on a wood floor"
"as tired as a whore on nickel night"
"busy as a bull's arse in fly season"
"on her like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat"
"like shite through a goose" - meaning fast
"like green corn through the new maid" - meaning fast, also
"that dog don't hunt" - bad idea or flawed logic
A woman with lipstick - "looks like a jaybird's arse in pokeberry time."
"So skinny they have to stand up twice to make a shadow."
"Black as a coalie's arse"
"Happy as a tick on a fat dog"
"Not worth the bait in a rat trap"
"Harder than a Chicken's lips"
"Workin harder than a funeral home fan in July"
"Shakier than and old coon"
"Heavier than a dead preacher"
"That (plan, idea, action, etc) amounts to about as much as a fart in a whirlwind."
"skinny as a raffle turkey"
"Hotter than a whore house on dollar day."
"Ugly enough to scare buzzards off a gut wagon"
Idioms, colloquialisms, it's all the same to me.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:34 pm to DSTRYRsg
A few cards short of a full deck
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:35 pm to CheerWhine
quote:
"slow as mud"
I resent this one.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:35 pm to CheerWhine
Louder than two skeletons frickin on a tin roof
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:37 pm to Mud_Till_May
quote:
I resent this one.
Don't get your panties in a wad.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:38 pm to Mud_Till_May
"Just hide and watch" When someone says you can't do something that you know you can do.
"fricked up as a Football Bat."
"fricked up as a Football Bat."
This post was edited on 10/9/14 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:38 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:
baybeefeetz
How long you think he has been waiting for this thread to cut and paste all that shite?
That being said he left out
"Sitting on G rocking on O".
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:40 pm to baybeefeetz
quote:
You should be ashamed.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:06 pm to Mud_Till_May
Referring to an idiot as " eat up with the dumbass" !
Posted on 10/9/14 at 8:15 pm to Mud_Till_May
From my dad....
Lucky as a dog with two dicks.
Didn't know whether to shite or go blind.
fricked up as a T-5 as a squad leader's meeting (Korean War vet)
Unass that chair (get outta that chair)
Like watching a monkey trying to frick a football
Lucky as a dog with two dicks.
Didn't know whether to shite or go blind.
fricked up as a T-5 as a squad leader's meeting (Korean War vet)
Unass that chair (get outta that chair)
Like watching a monkey trying to frick a football
This post was edited on 10/9/14 at 8:20 pm
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