re: What's the strangest behavior in your office? UPDATED WITH TOP LIST

We have 2:
One is Smacky McSnotterson - she's either smacking on food or has a runny nose. Usually it's both ALL THE TIME.

And another who cuts his fingernails at least twice a week.

Clipping nails at your desk isn't strange but is more of a pet peeve

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Clipping nails at your desk isn't strange but is more of a pet peeve

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I think the strange behavior involving this would be keeping the clippings in a neat pile in view of anyone who walked into your office

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And another who cuts his fingernails at least twice a week.

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No fricking way. I couldn't deal with that anywhere. I don't know why, but that sounds makes me lose it.

Yeah, we have a couple of speed walkers who pretty much bowl you over in the hallways and I'm about to tell them to chill the frick out. I used to do it, too, I guess.

There is an old secretary I love to death, but she is a space invader and talks to you two inches from your face.

Also had a dude who always talked on the phone in the bathroom stall, so I turned the lights out on him one day while he was in there.

We share a common bathroom with another office on our floor. They have a germaphobe that unwinds at least 5 ft of toilet paper before he uses any and throws it all over the floor. Sometimes I see big long stretches and sometimes short little pieces.

Somebody told me a while back that some people don't believe in flushing because it doesn't break up enough so they just leave it on the floor for sanitation. Isn't that the whole point of toilet paper - it's flushable.

Some older lady puts clothes in the refrigerator...something about heat flashes and menopause or some crap.

Either way...weird

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Some older lady puts clothes in the refrigerator.

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Da fuq! Don't think I would be using that refrigerator.

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There's a woman here with the loudest most obnoxious sneeze ever.

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Same here. It sounds like a Monica Seles tennis grunt.

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I think I saw on here before that some middle eastern cultures do that.

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This guy is white as can be. Sometimes I'll walk in there while he's washing his hands for minutes on end like a surgeon. We make eye contact and he'll look to the ground with a sad face like "yea, I know I'm a freak".