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re: What's the point of open marriages?
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:08 pm to ShortyRob
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:08 pm to ShortyRob
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My wife will fool you in a minute. To describe her without you witnessing her would make you think, "dear God, she's gotta be boring".
She doesn't cuss. Doesn't use the words pussy, cock, dick or any other such slang.
So you're thinking....."so she never says "frick me" or "I wanna suck your cock" or anything like that?
Nope. She just does her thing.
Most people we know probably think she's this delicate little naive flower who the older guy snapped up when she was young cause she didn't know any better.
And, I'm content to let them think that.
lol...oh I know the type (and married one like that).
Even though my wife is a pinko liberal...she is also that quiet one who you'd never notice at a party. Just an average American woman.
However, get her in the right environment...look out. When she started seeing her boyfriend 12 years ago he had no idea what kind of E ride he was in for.
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:09 pm to ShortyRob
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Went to a large party back in 2008. Knew there would be people we didn't know.
Our neighbors were there.
LOL....
about 20 years ago when we first started this stuff...we ran into my boss at a party...needless to say monday morning was entertaining.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:16 pm to asurob1
quote:The neighbor thing turned convenient.
about 20 years ago when we first started this stuff...we ran into my boss at a party...needless to say monday morning was entertaining.
I'd always thought she was hot. Mrs. Shorty liked him. Didn't even have to drive for fun.
I've never bumped into a co-worker. But, among those I have bumped in to or simply found out they were swingers after knowing them a while blissfully ignorant.
PTA President of my kid's elementary school.
My wife's dental hygienist
My wife's hairdresser(who we thought was gay) Turned out, the whole prissy hairdresser thing was a shtick. He explained....."women won't request you if they think you're straight".
The aforementioned neighbor.
A girl who I'd known in HS - This was the HOLY shite one. Not because I wouldn't expect it. But, you really don't expect to be in Vegas 15 years after you graduate HS for a convention and bump into a chick you had the hots for in a HS on the other side of the country.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:26 pm to ShortyRob
ShortyRob,
I asked this a few times but I guess it got overlooked so I'll repost it... You speak of a swingers etiquette. After a slam fest like your Vegas trip where you sampled 20 something pies, is it proper courtesy/protocol to get tested? How often does this STD testing occur?
I asked this a few times but I guess it got overlooked so I'll repost it... You speak of a swingers etiquette. After a slam fest like your Vegas trip where you sampled 20 something pies, is it proper courtesy/protocol to get tested? How often does this STD testing occur?
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:32 pm to mkibod1
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I asked this a few times but I guess it got overlooked so I'll repost it... You speak of a swingers etiquette. After a slam fest like your Vegas trip where you sampled 20 something pies, is it proper courtesy/protocol to get tested? How often does this STD testing occur?
Sorry. I've tried to keep up.
Most swingers I know get tested with some regularity. In fact, there are some events where you have to have proof of testing within a certain time frame although admittedly, that's rare.
I can say this. I've had ONE STD in my life.
My ex-wife gave it to me and had the wonderful courtesy of letting me find out from her doctor(and no, we weren't swinging......well, at least I wasn't)
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:51 pm to mkibod1
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How often does this STD testing occur?
Back in the day we would get tested a couple of times a year.
Since we have gone all poly now we insist on our potentials to get tested before any sex can break out (and vice versa).
There is risk in every aspect of life...including this one.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:52 pm to ShortyRob
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My ex-wife gave it to me and had the wonderful courtesy of letting me find out from her doctor(and no, we weren't swinging......well, at least I wasn't)
And the perfect punctuation of why non-monogamy is better for a lot of people. Everyone in this thread knows someone who is cheating...or is cheating on someone.
Everyone.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:58 pm to ShortyRob
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Most swingers I know get tested with some regularity. In fact, there are some events where you have to have proof of testing within a certain time frame although admittedly, that's rare.
Haha well there we have it. I was actually gonna ask if conventions or big meet ups require proof of testing, but wow. The more you know...
Posted on 6/22/15 at 6:11 pm to mkibod1
Mad props to Shorty Rob, guarantee his marraige is better than 90% of the people's on this board.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 6:13 pm to TejasPete
Also if you're one of these guys that believes your wife is a conservative housewife that doesn't want to get into this shite, 50 Shades of Grey is the top selling book for a reason, society has just conditioned women to hide how they really feel. Your wife wants some strange dick just as bad as you want to nail the milfs from the local gym.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 6:48 pm to TejasPete
quote:Been to a sex shop lately? Huge 50 shades sections. That ain't cause men ran in for it
, 50 Shades of Grey is the top selling book for a reason, society has just conditioned women to hide how they really feel.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 6:51 pm to ShortyRob
I'd be into it. Just can't see the wife getting on board. Congrats to asurob1 and ShortyRob though. You guys are loving it!
Posted on 6/22/15 at 7:52 pm to TejasPete
quote:
Also if you're one of these guys that believes your wife is a conservative housewife that doesn't want to get into this shite, 50 Shades of Grey is the top selling book for a reason, society has just conditioned women to hide how they really feel. Your wife wants some strange dick just as bad as you want to nail the milfs from the local gym.
Given the fact that 50 shades is utter crap...it should tell you just how American women really feel about their sex lives.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 8:33 pm to ShortyRob
In that 1 case Rob, that's a damn shame, sounds like that could have been a fun one right there.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 8:36 pm to ShortyRob
Those type of women are the best. Prim and proper to the outside world, but a wildcat when it comes to sex. ??
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