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What's The Funniest Thing You Witnessed in Person?
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:35 pm
This happened maybe 20 years ago, but something happened yesterday that reminded me of this.
In high school, during the summer there were these three brothers whose house everyone would go over to because no parents were there. They lived on side of an old couple who use to watch 2 or 3 of their grandkids. The youngest grandkid was maybe 8 or 9 and was a cocky little shite. He cursed his arse off all the time.
One time he came over to the house to play with the youngest brother and when he walked in, one of the other brothers made eye contact with him and he told the brother "frick you". The brother (who was in HS at the time) grabbed the kid, took off his clothes, put him outside and locked the door. He ran back to his grandparents house, about 10 mins later the grandpa comes knocking on the door and the little dude was still mad, he came running out... but evidently he didn't have any more clothes at his grandparents so the kid came running out in a pair of oversized tighty whiteys.
The grandpa started yelling "open that door. I want to have a word with you" so the dude, who took the kid's clothes, opened up the door, threw the kid's clothes outside and shut closed it. The old man was still mad, but when the little kid came run over to get his clothes he started yelling "I fricking hate you, you stupid son of a bitch" (I am paraphrasing), but then he grandpa started hollering at him "that mouth of yours is probably what got you in this situation. You get inside and you can't go outside for the rest of the day.
I don't know if it is the "funniest".. Its all relative and it might be a "you had to be there" moment, but everyone was watching out the window, but it was like it took a second for him to realize he was outside butt arse naked and he wasn't getting his clothes back at that moment. He stood still for a little while then just took off running, cussing, etc..
In high school, during the summer there were these three brothers whose house everyone would go over to because no parents were there. They lived on side of an old couple who use to watch 2 or 3 of their grandkids. The youngest grandkid was maybe 8 or 9 and was a cocky little shite. He cursed his arse off all the time.
One time he came over to the house to play with the youngest brother and when he walked in, one of the other brothers made eye contact with him and he told the brother "frick you". The brother (who was in HS at the time) grabbed the kid, took off his clothes, put him outside and locked the door. He ran back to his grandparents house, about 10 mins later the grandpa comes knocking on the door and the little dude was still mad, he came running out... but evidently he didn't have any more clothes at his grandparents so the kid came running out in a pair of oversized tighty whiteys.
The grandpa started yelling "open that door. I want to have a word with you" so the dude, who took the kid's clothes, opened up the door, threw the kid's clothes outside and shut closed it. The old man was still mad, but when the little kid came run over to get his clothes he started yelling "I fricking hate you, you stupid son of a bitch" (I am paraphrasing), but then he grandpa started hollering at him "that mouth of yours is probably what got you in this situation. You get inside and you can't go outside for the rest of the day.
I don't know if it is the "funniest".. Its all relative and it might be a "you had to be there" moment, but everyone was watching out the window, but it was like it took a second for him to realize he was outside butt arse naked and he wasn't getting his clothes back at that moment. He stood still for a little while then just took off running, cussing, etc..
This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:40 pm to OweO
Ima upvote. Idk. I laughed my arse off when they put
This one kid in the trash can in middle school.
This one kid in the trash can in middle school.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:41 pm to OweO
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Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:43 pm to OweO
Son I am disappoint with that story
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:43 pm to baybeefeetz
Roomate and frat bro in college came home drunk one night. I had work the next morning so I stayed in. He took three steps in the door and passed out cold on the ground. Had to move him out the way so I could close the door
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:45 pm to OweO
Hard to pick just one,but most of the funniest stuff I have seen,has usually happened at a boat ramp.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:45 pm to stout
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stout
Looks like the gaming board is missing its village idiot.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:50 pm to OweO
Gorilla threw a piece of poo in my teachers mouth on the third grade field trip. Not that funny now but it was comedy gold for a bunch of eight year olds.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:52 pm to OweO
Some teenagers pulled up next to me at a red light. They started being obnoxious and yelling shite at me. The light turned green, I yelled something at them, they looked at me instead of looking forward, and the car in front of them suddenly stopped. They ran right in to the back of it. I laughed, flipped them the bird and drove off. It was like something out of a movie.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:56 pm to OweO
Friends of mine in HS ripped a mail box out of the ground and stuffed it in the front seat of some random dudes truck.. You should ways lock yours doors
Posted on 7/3/16 at 8:57 pm to Lionnation1993
I was the only guy in school I think that didn't drink.
One guy got so tore up one night he had no idea what he did. So I put him in his truck.... and stripped him and tossed his clothes in the front.
I asked him a couple days later "how was she?" He had no clue what I was talking about.
I'd sent the ugliest girl in school to it and told her he was ready.
Watching him throw up when I told him who was priceless. He still has no idea I set him up.
Beware your friends who stay sober guys.
One guy got so tore up one night he had no idea what he did. So I put him in his truck.... and stripped him and tossed his clothes in the front.
I asked him a couple days later "how was she?" He had no clue what I was talking about.
I'd sent the ugliest girl in school to it and told her he was ready.
Watching him throw up when I told him who was priceless. He still has no idea I set him up.
Beware your friends who stay sober guys.
This post was edited on 7/3/16 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:02 pm to OweO
This was back in the late 70's ( we were 12-14) on the school bus. This one kid stuck a fireball (candy) up his own arse, put it back in the wrapper and gave to a guy he didn't like....when we got near his house someone told him and he spit it out...he had sucked all the red off the candy....don't know maybe more gross then funny
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:03 pm to OweO
If you can, off of the top of your head, remember the funniest thing you've seen in person, you suck. No beating around the bush there
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:04 pm to OweO
Egged a dude with a pony tail on the lakefront as a kid. Not really a kid, a senior in high school, at 6am one Friday morning.
We didn't even hit him. They landed at his feet and got some yoke on his laces.
We took off, figured frick'em. Dude comes rolling up from behind us at the light by Canal and Robert e Lee. Pulls a piece out and points it at us. Asked if we thought we were funny. Then he shot my front right tire out and said we were gonna get killed next time. Told my folks I hit a curb.
lol frick'em
We didn't even hit him. They landed at his feet and got some yoke on his laces.
We took off, figured frick'em. Dude comes rolling up from behind us at the light by Canal and Robert e Lee. Pulls a piece out and points it at us. Asked if we thought we were funny. Then he shot my front right tire out and said we were gonna get killed next time. Told my folks I hit a curb.
lol frick'em
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:12 pm to OweO
I was eating at a relative's house, one that I don't particularly care for, and one of their farm hands was at the table with us. Dude was clearly disabled to some extent. Apparently, he got a tax break for hiring someone with an impairment, and he is cheap as hell.
The guy gets up to use the bathroom. My relative cracks a joke about the way he walks after he is out of sight. Anyways, the guy is in the bathroom for quite awhile. Relative's wife knocks on the bathroom door and asks if everything is alright. At that time, we hear a window break. Relative unlocks the bathroom door and finds shite everywhere. All over their monogrammed towels, the ceiling, the walls, their toothbrushes... everywhere, but the toilet. The guy proceeded to break the window, after diarrhea shitting on everything, then jumped in a work truck and drove it until it ran out of gas like 90 miles away. He got out and ran another 6 miles on foot until police got him. Relative was dropping GD's, relative's wife was crying after accidentally getting some shite on her finger, and I was laughing hysterically. They hired a special team to clean it up. The disabled guy never came back for his last check. He said his stomach hurt when they asked him why he did it.
I cry laughing everytime I tell that story today.
The guy gets up to use the bathroom. My relative cracks a joke about the way he walks after he is out of sight. Anyways, the guy is in the bathroom for quite awhile. Relative's wife knocks on the bathroom door and asks if everything is alright. At that time, we hear a window break. Relative unlocks the bathroom door and finds shite everywhere. All over their monogrammed towels, the ceiling, the walls, their toothbrushes... everywhere, but the toilet. The guy proceeded to break the window, after diarrhea shitting on everything, then jumped in a work truck and drove it until it ran out of gas like 90 miles away. He got out and ran another 6 miles on foot until police got him. Relative was dropping GD's, relative's wife was crying after accidentally getting some shite on her finger, and I was laughing hysterically. They hired a special team to clean it up. The disabled guy never came back for his last check. He said his stomach hurt when they asked him why he did it.
I cry laughing everytime I tell that story today.
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:13 pm to OweO
I saw a football team take a knee at the one-yard-line with 5 minutes left. Can't remember which teams were involved...
Posted on 7/3/16 at 9:15 pm to BRgetthenet
filled the cab of a college teammates pickup truck with funyons
he HATED funyons
cost around $300
we kept the bags and would make sure he found one or two of them somewhere random for the next couple of months
he HATED funyons
cost around $300
we kept the bags and would make sure he found one or two of them somewhere random for the next couple of months
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