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re: JaCoby Stevens to LSU

Posted by daltonvol on 7/21/16 at 11:02 am
Wow. This kid is all over the place....

re: Lowest point of your fandom

Posted by daltonvol on 7/21/16 at 10:31 am
Derek Dooley What a monumental failure...

re: Surgery Tomorrow

Posted by daltonvol on 7/21/16 at 8:01 am
Fantastic news :cheers:...
Catching Poke'Mon is so easy that even Jessie and James can do it....
A nice full C cup with small pink nipples are ideal....
[quote]Bob Shoop produced elite defenses at Vanderbilt and Penn State. I don't expect that to change at Tennessee [/quote] Yessir. And he has more talent than ever before with this year's defensive roster....
Every Florida QB, not on steroids, since Tim Tebow....

re: ESPN's Top 25 Games of 2015

Posted by daltonvol on 7/20/16 at 8:08 am
[quote]No. 2 Michigan State (27) – Michigan (23) In one of the most memorable games of 2015, Michigan State returned a fumble in the final seconds of the game, defeating in-state rival Michigan 27-23. [/quote] This was the best game of 2015 ...

re: Complete List of SEC Olympians

Posted by daltonvol on 7/20/16 at 8:00 am
[quote]Alabama- 4 Total  USA-0  International- 4 [/quote] Communist traitor...
dbeck Tennessee posters are the best though....
[quote]cajunbama[/quote] Doing work in this thread :lol:...

re: Crossfit Games 2016 (NSFW now)

Posted by daltonvol on 7/5/16 at 11:40 pm
[quote]Run 1 mile 20 rounds of 5 pull-ups 10 push-up 15 squats Run 1 mile[/quote] Could do this in under 35 minutes easily....

Dad or dog?

Posted by daltonvol on 7/5/16 at 11:11 pm
1.) Licks my face when I wake up in the morning 2.) Eats poop 3.) Drinks beer 4.) Has the most sex 5.) Drives around in a car...
I'd outlift her, make her cry, then bang her to show her who's boss. She needs to get back to making banana pudding and cleaning up my man messes. ...
I trim my chest. I don't have hair on my back, because I am not a gross human being. ...

re: Jobs for teenagers

Posted by daltonvol on 7/5/16 at 11:01 pm
Train him to be a ninja assassin. Unlimited possibilities....

re: Neighbor left a note in my mailbox

Posted by daltonvol on 7/5/16 at 11:00 pm
Put a note in his mailbox that reads, "for your wife." Then jizz all over it....

re: Build a team to beat the Warriors

Posted by daltonvol on 7/5/16 at 10:19 pm
LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James LeBron James...
Baby Oil loses his breath every night when he cries his fat arse to sleep....

re: Tune into ESPNU right now

Posted by daltonvol on 7/5/16 at 8:15 pm
Glad you are feeling better today, DingDong :cheers: Keep your head up....