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what's the closest you've ever come to losing your genitals?

Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:03 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57321 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:03 pm
"pecker" for the laymen.

like have you ever almost sliced off your member with a saw?
This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 8:04 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:04 pm to
I've come close about a dozen times but I always chicken out at the last second.
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:04 pm to
Ill fitting cock ring.
This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 8:05 pm
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
18539 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:05 pm to
never, WTF kind of question is this?
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34764 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:06 pm to
how on god's green earth would you cut your dick off with a saw?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141987 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:06 pm to
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5749 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:07 pm to
I zipped my pecker up in my baseball pants one time. The unzip was tortorus. I was running outside one time and it was muddy. I slipped and did a spread eagle on the legs of the trampoline. My junk was wounded dearly
This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 8:08 pm
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84894 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:07 pm to
I operate my zipper a little too carelessly at times, but so far, so good.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77980 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:07 pm to
Got married.

/frickingthread
This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 8:09 pm
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3717 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:07 pm to
When I was a kid, I had an air rifle ricochet hit me in the groin.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34764 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:07 pm to
I was seconds away from having a wasp sting me in my junk once. Im not sure what would have happened had that happened though
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141987 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

I always chicken out
chicken, you choke?
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:09 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 8:30 pm
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5297 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:09 pm to
My testicle twisted when I was young. My parents rushed me to the hospital to save it. Second most painful thing I've ever experienced.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3717 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:10 pm to
What was more painful than a twisted testicle?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:10 pm to
That ain't Nietzsche. Thompson?
Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
18539 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Popped a cyst inside my sack


why would you pop it? let the doctor take care of it
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:12 pm to
One time, playing church league basketball, senior year of high school, me and a buddy went up for a rebound at the same time, he kicked his leg out and hit me right in the nuts. Had literal blue balls for a week after.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:12 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/17/17 at 8:31 pm
Posted by dpd901
South Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
7513 posts
Posted on 4/17/17 at 8:14 pm to
I had a bottle of charcoal starter that got a leak in it and it caught fire. I threw it on the ground and kicked it to get it away from me. At that point, it pretty much exploded onto my legs and burned my thighs. Luckily, I was wearing boxer briefs under my shorts. Had I had loose boxers on, it would have been really bad for Jim and the twins.
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