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Whats the best one line/shorter length joke do you have?
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:01 pm
My grandfather/former legal guardian seems to be on his deathbed and I am looking for something funny as a distraction. He currently is sleeping and I'm just trying to hold it together by not thinking about ut
What do y'all got?
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Edited for people who don't realize it is not about the vertically challenged
What do y'all got?
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Edited for people who don't realize it is not about the vertically challenged
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 7:07 pm
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Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:01 pm to GenesChin
get him a porno mag.
sorry for you loss.
ETA: better yet, get off the internet and ask him all the questions you will wish you had when it is too late.
surely he has years of stories.
sorry for you loss.
ETA: better yet, get off the internet and ask him all the questions you will wish you had when it is too late.
surely he has years of stories.
This post was edited on 5/1/15 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:02 pm to GenesChin
Like not a very long joke or a joke about short people?
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:04 pm to GenesChin
Show him the 7th ward thread on fark board
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:05 pm to Displaced
quote:
better yet, get off the internet and ask him all the questions you will wish you had when it is too late.
I would if I could. He can only manage one word responses and sleeping. Former dean at a top 15 med school and sad to see him unable to eat without help
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:06 pm to GenesChin
Last night I dreamed about mufflers. Woke up exhausted.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:07 pm to GenesChin
yeah, its hard. had to watch my grandmother go the same way last year.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:09 pm to GenesChin
What do you call two democrats in a shoe box?
A pair of loafers
A pair of loafers
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:09 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
ast night I dreamed about mufflers. Woke up exhausted.
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Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:18 pm to GenesChin
A baby seal walks into a club
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:19 pm to GenesChin
Where does the hamburger go to dance?
The meatball!
The meatball!
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:22 pm to GenesChin
Deez Nutz........Got Eeeeem!
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:28 pm to GenesChin
What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?
Denim Denim Denim
Denim Denim Denim
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:32 pm to Saints72
Keep them coming.
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:34 pm to GenesChin
So I was fricking this 12 year old when all of a sudden I thought to myself " wow, that's a pretty old age for a dog"
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:39 pm to GenesChin
What do you call 2 doctors?
Paramedics (pair-of-medics)
Paramedics (pair-of-medics)
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:53 pm to Pectus
A communists, muslim, and an African American walk into a bar.
Bartender says "what can I get u Mr president?
Bartender says "what can I get u Mr president?
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:54 pm to GenesChin
I can't say
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:56 pm to TheUnderDog
Did you hear about the midget that got pick pocketed?
How could someone stoop so low?
How could someone stoop so low?
Posted on 5/1/15 at 7:56 pm to GenesChin
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shorter length joke
My dick.
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