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re: What's the best fist fight you've ever witnessed?

Posted on 2/7/15 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12500 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 3:03 pm to
I've seen too many fights to really pick out the "best". I live in a town with a university that has an enrollment of around 12,000, a large army base with over 25,000 soldiers with a local population that consists of country folk and rednecks...during certain times of the year, all three will eventually mix and then it's on like donkey kong.
Posted by Dirty Don
Zachary
Member since Apr 2014
527 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 3:48 pm to
Starts with an "S"
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18395 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 4:00 pm to
I was a high school teacher.

Kid walked up to another kid and shoved him in the back. He turned around and they started scrappin'.

Kid that started eventually got a few good punches in right before we broke them up.

While we were pulling him away, he yelled, "That's for liking my girlfriend's picture on Facebook, (derogatory slur about homosexuals)!"
This post was edited on 2/7/15 at 4:01 pm
Posted by MikeTiger4ever
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2007
538 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 4:26 pm to
In birmingham buddy and our girlfriends were at this place (cannot remember name) getting some Greek food. We're in line ordering. Some dude walks in with girlfriend starts talking shite to the people behind counter (foreign) just doing their job. Suddenly dude says something to my girlfriend after she calls him an arse. Out of nowhere my friend throws one clean punch at the guy. Lands direct on his nose and it explodes and he drops to floor. Blood dripping guy drops and girl pulls out door to car. People working there start thanking us.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75196 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:46 pm to
Sounds fake
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21412 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 8:16 am to
In high school, guy with the last name of Haywood. was in the stands watching game, (we were freshmen). Older guy walks up and picks on Haywood. Haywood stands up and throws about 10 lefts and rights in 2 seconds. Guys face is a mess, left eyebrow torn and hanging down. Haywood sits back down and picks up his coke and popcorn, like nothing happened. Note to self: be Haywood's friend.
Posted by bhamtbone
North, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
545 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 1:06 pm to
Pick a weekend from 2001-2004 at daiquiri world in tallulah. Saw a guy get robbed by, then punched by a stripper. Pretty sure she broke his jaw.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 1:10 pm to
I was in one for around 15 minutes, so I thought that was pretty cool. Only went to the ground 3 times. We both ended up throwing in the towel because we were tired. I threw up from exhaustion shortly after that. I'd imagine it was fun to watch
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 1:26 pm to
My dad and his friends met at a bar in Fat City.

One of his friends showed up beat to shite. His other friend asked him what happened.

"I got jumped by 3 guys last night"
"Who?"
"Well, there goes one right over there."

The guy who jumped him was drinking with a few girls. My dad's friend said "ok" and ordered another beer.

Eventually the guy who beat up the friend went to the bathroom.

My dad's friend finished his beer and followed the guy in a minute later.guy was seated on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. My dad's friend kicked the stall door in and started wailing on the guy.

Guy could do nothing to protect himself.

My dad told us " That's how you fight someone"
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75196 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 1:43 pm to
Wow
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36363 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 2:36 pm to
I was at a bar in Nola during mardi gras, some drunk douche said "frick LSU" and sucker punched me. One of the giant arse black bouncers saw this and grabbed me before I hit said douche. The bouncer proceeded to knock the guy out cold and they gave me free drinks for the rest of the night
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 3:23 pm to
Not a fist fight, but I got head-butted by a crazy bitch at Duvics one night.

There is video.
Posted by Frying Beagle
Amherst
Member since Jan 2015
106 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 3:55 pm to
If someone from Buras shoved a fishbowl up their arse, do you think they could ever get it out again?
This post was edited on 2/11/15 at 7:00 pm
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75196 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 4:15 pm to
Posted by Speys and Tays
Member since Dec 2014
340 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 4:44 pm to
I was visiting a guy I Knew in college in Natchitoches. He was a small guy who was ok in high school but started running with a couple of necks and shooting dianabolic roids and working out. So we all go out to a bar and I notice they're all flexing and just being dicks. The guy I know is walking off the dance floor and suddenly gets decked and out cold. The others go to jump in and get dusted. I sit there thinking they got what they deserved, finish my drink and walk out as little guy is swallowing his tongue. Never to go to visit again. Little guy is still a tool.
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 5:00 pm to
Bro-Magnon to the max there buddy!
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 5:14 pm to
At lagneaux's in Laffy. Groom and Bride sitting on table . A couple of drunks sitting across . Groom finally figured out that the drunks are laughing at his bride. Next thing I see was groom kicking two drunks arse. Beer everywhere and a free ticket for my table. Awesome!!
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4503 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 6:09 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 8:56 am
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22169 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

In these Buras vs. coasties fights, did the coasties ever win any


No
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75196 posts
Posted on 2/8/15 at 7:18 pm to
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