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re: What's the best fist fight you've ever witnessed?

Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:40 am to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:40 am to
Having some experience with bars in small towns like that you can't go in and be a stuck up a-hole
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:43 am to
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Having some experience with bars in small towns like that you can't go in and be a stuck up a-hole


True
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
Member since Jan 2006
10049 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:43 am to
Years ago at Hardees a 17 year white guy came in with girl friend. Minutes later two 20 something thugs walked in. One of the thugs decided to pinch the guys girlfriend on the arse. The girl goes bezerk and starts screaming. The two big thugs were just begging the kid to do something about it. The kid picks up a wooden high chair and crowns the bigger thug. The thugs knees got wabbly and his tongue rolled out of his mouth like a frog catching a fly. He hit him again and knocked him cold. A black guy that worked at hardees looked over the counter and yelled, "that white boy just killed that n*****". The kid chased the other kid out of the parking lot with the high chair. I laughed until tears were streaming down my face. Poetic justice.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58128 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:44 am to
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Having some experience with bars in small towns like that you can't go in and be a stuck up a-hole


I know right. You must come in and sit quitely in the corner so as not piss the local trash off. Those small town bars with assholes everywhere wanting to fight are the worst.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8331 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 8:46 am to
When I was in high school these two guys were fighting over this girl and a kid. Word got around about the fight and a bunch of people went out there. We all circled around on this rural highway at like 3 am. It didn't last terribly long but it got pretty brutal.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21923 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:01 am to
Green House in Larose.

Little fella about 5-8 165 and a certified DTB badass was sitting on a bar stool. 2 fellas who had a problem walked in, one of them punched him in his head knocking him off his stool onto the floor. The second guy goes to kick him, slips and falls. The guy that was on the barstool gets up off the ground and whooped the shite out of both of them. It was like a scene from Roadhouse, I think the only place the 2 guys that started it didn't get hit was under the feet.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75198 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:06 am to
Posted by PSU2LSU
Oxford MS
Member since Apr 2011
3144 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:12 am to
Not a real fist fight but a fight. I was coming out of my junior high walking home to school. Big Black guy and a Big white guy was arguing. Big white guy pulls out some mace and sprays the black guy. Black guy cries and rolls around in the street. A week later I read in the paper that the white guy was murdered (shot through his bathroom window). Drug related and the murderer got acquitted on some technicality.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124418 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:49 am to
Never been in a fist fight
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22763 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:50 am to
Dublin's 2001.......Let me set the setting for you.....Jermey Lawrence, Fred Booker, myself, and John Compton drinking at the bar. Enter 6'1 140 lb guy name Flake......Enter #2 Beer Man for Dublins equally as skinny and tall.

Bets were placed as both thought they could beat the shite out of each other.....

Parking lot was cleared and a circled made with police from the Circle K watching it all take place.

20 minute fight complete with 3 rounds, hair pulling, blood, and a handshake at the end.

The crowd went wild.........Beer Man won on the ground, Flake won standing up.......final went to the cards and it was a draw......
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:53 am to
That's the same year I got my named moved up to the top of the "NOT ALLOWED IN" list posted on the door for fighting in there. Good times.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:54 am to
That's the same year I got my named moved up to the top of the "NOT ALLOWED IN" list posted on the door for fighting in there. Good times.
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
22763 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 9:56 am to
I remember that list.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18768 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 10:04 am to
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A black guy that worked at hardees looked over the counter and yelled, "that white boy just killed that n*****".


That would be a good bit in a Tarantino movie.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55303 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 10:21 am to
Really big redneck was fighting with his gf at a country kegger one time. She turned to walk away and he reached out and gabbed her by the hair. Another really big guy came out if nowhere and the two giants started trading blows. The Good Samaritan wins it and they wind up drinking together after the boyfriend was made to apologia to his gf.

Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29383 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:04 am to
In middle school. Two guys, evenly matched, slugging it out. Locked up trying to get the upper hand. One guy hooks his arms and head butts the other guy. Dudes nose exploded. Fight over.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75198 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:29 am to
Good for you.
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:34 am to
Hagler-Hearns
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:36 am to
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Is this where all the Bro-Magnons tell their awesome fight stories


Posted by jimlsu1
Ellicott City, Md
Member since Oct 2008
1418 posts
Posted on 2/7/15 at 11:40 am to
Back in the mid 80's outside of the old Whitehorse. Frat guy bowed up to Jeff Wickersham. Frat guy took a swing and missed. Jeff dropped him and the guy was out.
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