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Whatever happened to your first piece of arse?
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:30 am
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:30 am
My first piece of arse was a real ho. She graduated high school and then started working at shitty, low-end clubs as a "drink girl"/marketing/promo girl. I dont know what her title was but she walked around in a bikini giving drinks to people, taking pictures and promoting stuff.
Haven't seen or heard about her in like 5 years. Her name still randomly comes up in conversation as "that ho we all banged in high school."
Haven't seen or heard about her in like 5 years. Her name still randomly comes up in conversation as "that ho we all banged in high school."
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:31 am to Pecker
sounds like you had high standards back then
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:31 am to Pecker
is this just intercourse or what?
i almost got mixed up in a 3-way at homecoming as a freshman (i pussed out big time). that girl (who was 2 years older than me) was pregnant in a couple years and iming me asking if i'd buy her (shitty) truck b/c she needed money
i almost got mixed up in a 3-way at homecoming as a freshman (i pussed out big time). that girl (who was 2 years older than me) was pregnant in a couple years and iming me asking if i'd buy her (shitty) truck b/c she needed money
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:31 am to Pecker
We're married and she's 6 months pregnant with our second child.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:32 am to Pecker
I hope she moved to China so no one could ever know I hit. God she was ugly. But I hit doe.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:32 am to dabigfella
quote:
sounds like you had high standards back then
So for your first piece...you held out for just the right girl?
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:32 am to Pecker
I put a ring on her finger and made an honest woman of her. Lasted nearly a decade, good times.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:32 am to Pecker
She is very successful, married with 2 kids. No problems that I can see.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:33 am to Commandeaux
quote:
God she was ugly. But I hit doe.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:33 am to SlowFlowPro
quote:
i almost got mixed up in a 3-way at homecoming as a freshman (i pussed out big time). that girl (who was 2 years older than me) was pregnant in a couple years and iming me asking if i'd buy her (shitty) truck b/c she needed money
What happened to the dude?
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:34 am to Pecker
ummm. Still married to her.
This post was edited on 4/11/16 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:34 am to dabigfella
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This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 9:19 am
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:34 am to Schwartz
You've only banged one chick on earth?
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:34 am to Pecker
She went off to Christian college and become a real winner. Think she's been divorced twice. Always complaining about money on Facebook.
ETA: She was really smart. She had horrible parents. She went to a college that basically was worthless.
ETA: She was really smart. She had horrible parents. She went to a college that basically was worthless.
This post was edited on 4/11/16 at 10:36 am
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:35 am to Pecker
last I saw of her, the years had not been kind to her behind, I am glad I got the milk for free at that time because the milk is spoiled at this point.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:36 am to Pecker
Well shes now a 7 time grammy winner and resides in Nashville.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:36 am to Pecker
Moved North to Minnesota I think
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:37 am to Pecker
She went to Nichols and became a huge whore getting multiple STDs.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:38 am to Pecker
She is engaged to some poor sap
Posted on 4/11/16 at 10:38 am to BRgetthenet
Yup. That one on the moon didn't count.
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