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Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:49 am
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:49 am
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Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to The Baker
C. Shoot self to avoid awkwardness of situation
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to The Baker
quote:
What would you do in this situation?
quote:
You have a gun in your hand.
C. Kill OP for shitty spin off thread.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to The Baker
C) Go take advantage of the depressed mother
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to The Baker
are you supposed to have guns at the zoo
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to The Baker
Push the parents in to distract the gorilla so the kid can get away
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to The Baker
This is a clown question
frick the gorilla.
Are you serious?
frick the gorilla.
Are you serious?
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:52 am to The Baker
Id shoot the gorilla.
Some people pay good money for that kind of opportunity.
Some people pay good money for that kind of opportunity.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:52 am to The Baker
quote:
watch the child get devoured in front of the parents.
Why would the gorilla eat the child? The gorilla would probably try to protect the child if anything. The child probably doesn't have a chance anyway, so might as well let nature work.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:53 am to The Baker
C. Wound the parents and push them in the pit to distract the gorilla from eating the kid.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:53 am to LSUSUPERSTAR
A better hypothetical is replace the gorilla with Mike the tiger
Everyone would hate you for killing mike
Everyone would hate you for killing mike
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:54 am to The Baker
I shoot the architect who designed an enclosure that a kid can fall into.
If this gets done about about two or three times, they'll get the message.
If this gets done about about two or three times, they'll get the message.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:54 am to The Baker
C.) Build enclosed habitats.
There's a reason for the 6"+ of glass around Mike's habitat.
There's a reason for the 6"+ of glass around Mike's habitat.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:54 am to LSUSUPERSTAR
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Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:54 am to The Baker
Shoot a parent in the leg and throw it in, let the gorilla eat the parent, then save the child.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:56 am to tilco
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eating the kid
I don't believe gorillas eat people.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:57 am to The Baker
It's not the gorillas fault that the parents are idiots.
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:58 am to Titus Pullo
C) shoot the gorilla and sue the parents for the replacement cost
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