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Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:49 am
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
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Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:50 am to
C) Kneecap the parents.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to
C. Shoot self to avoid awkwardness of situation
Posted by Titus Pullo
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Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to
quote:

What would you do in this situation?


quote:

You have a gun in your hand.



C. Kill OP for shitty spin off thread.
Posted by Lebron Games
Member since Apr 2015
341 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to
C) Go take advantage of the depressed mother
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to
are you supposed to have guns at the zoo
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to
Push the parents in to distract the gorilla so the kid can get away
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:51 am to
This is a clown question



frick the gorilla.

Are you serious?
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:52 am to
Id shoot the gorilla.

Some people pay good money for that kind of opportunity.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16305 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:52 am to
quote:

watch the child get devoured in front of the parents.


Why would the gorilla eat the child? The gorilla would probably try to protect the child if anything. The child probably doesn't have a chance anyway, so might as well let nature work.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13470 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:53 am to
C. Wound the parents and push them in the pit to distract the gorilla from eating the kid.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:53 am to
A better hypothetical is replace the gorilla with Mike the tiger

Everyone would hate you for killing mike
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65528 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:54 am to
I shoot the architect who designed an enclosure that a kid can fall into.

If this gets done about about two or three times, they'll get the message.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:54 am to
C.) Build enclosed habitats.

There's a reason for the 6"+ of glass around Mike's habitat.
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
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Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:54 am to
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Posted by cincyykid
in a swamp far far away
Member since Mar 2016
1302 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:54 am to
Gorilla's are herbivores.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:54 am to
Shoot a parent in the leg and throw it in, let the gorilla eat the parent, then save the child.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:56 am to
quote:

eating the kid


I don't believe gorillas eat people.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16305 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:57 am to
It's not the gorillas fault that the parents are idiots.
Posted by GoHoGsGo06
Member since Nov 2006
5739 posts
Posted on 5/29/16 at 9:58 am to
C) shoot the gorilla and sue the parents for the replacement cost
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