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re: What Would you do if Somebody Slapped you in the Face?

Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:01 am to
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:01 am to
quote:

immasculated
That's unmasculated. It's called English. Lern it.
Posted by Jwodie
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2009
7202 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:04 am to
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
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Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:18 am to
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:36 am to
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:42 am to
1. Check his knuckles, then proceed to step 2a or 2b.

2a. Fill the whole room with uppercut.

2b. Apologize for my offense and offer to buy him a drink.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:45 am to
Tough to say, but I'd probably laugh
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:47 am to
Check his knuckles. Then slap him with a fist. Win or lose, he is going to know I was there.
Posted by Calvin Candie
The Cleopatra Club
Member since Dec 2014
485 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:04 am to
Elbow to the left eye socket, leg pick that drops him to the ground. Standing over his face dropping punches,elbows,and face stomps until women start crying and screaming. Then threaten the first person that tries to stop me with my Kershaw. You don't slap a grown man unless you're prepared to get beat to death.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15310 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:07 am to
I had a dream last night I was trying to slap someone.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Elbow to the left eye socket, leg pick that drops him to the ground. Standing over his face dropping punches,elbows,and face stomps until women start crying and screaming. Then threaten the first person that tries to stop me with my Kershaw. You don't slap a grown man unless you're prepared to get beat to death.


Great answer. I was just gonna say try to beat him to death, but that's awesome.
This post was edited on 4/10/16 at 10:22 am
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3236 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:25 am to
Dude doesn't know the meaning of, nor how to spell emasculate.

Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:25 am to
OP may not realize that the victim may have previous experience with the perpetrator.

1. may have earned the slap. maybe it was a more gentle gesture than shooting his arse.

2. may realize that the perpetrator is so much faster, that the victim could not get a shot in before he was beaten to a pulp.
Pretend you are in the ring with Sugar Ray Leonard. Do you remain in a defensive posture after the first one gets through, or do you go for broke and try for the hay maker?
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48322 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:26 am to
I would kill him with my handgun.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:28 am to
quote:

what kind of twat slaps another man


A man that is looking to emasculate another man.

A slap actually hurts far worse than a punch.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:33 am to
OP needs to make up motivation for the slap.

dude A who slapped, is brother of girl that dude B slept with and then did not call again.

dude B who was slapped, had just called dude A's mother a bad name.

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:45 am to
You ever been punched in the ear or the neck?
This post was edited on 4/10/16 at 10:46 am
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7913 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:16 am to
If I wasn't able to respond I'd hire somebody that could. Either way, his life would change.
Posted by SJS101
Member since Oct 2007
2795 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:36 am to
I have been slapped by an effeminate guy at my high school after flicking a piece of ice at my buddy that hit him instead. He got his panties in a wad and walked over and girl slapped at me. I dodged it for the most part but he did slap me. So, I slapped him right back but caught him flush. Thank God this was before the days of the SJW and bullying campaigns. If that same scenario plays out now at a high school, the poor bastard who slapped back like me would be ruined for life. Late 80s world ended up with two kids in detention. I imagine it might have been worse had I punched him.
Posted by Easy
Los Angeles
Member since Dec 2008
5687 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:45 am to
I'd scratch his eyes out!
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7314 posts
Posted on 4/10/16 at 12:21 pm to
Someone who starts a fight with a slap is probably going to lose that fight.
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