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re: What Would you do if Somebody Slapped you in the Face?
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:01 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:01 am to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:That's unmasculated. It's called English. Lern it.
immasculated
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:42 am to TigerFanInSouthland
1. Check his knuckles, then proceed to step 2a or 2b.
2a. Fill the whole room with uppercut.
2b. Apologize for my offense and offer to buy him a drink.
2a. Fill the whole room with uppercut.
2b. Apologize for my offense and offer to buy him a drink.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:45 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Tough to say, but I'd probably laugh
Posted on 4/10/16 at 9:47 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Check his knuckles. Then slap him with a fist. Win or lose, he is going to know I was there.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:04 am to TigerFanInSouthland
Elbow to the left eye socket, leg pick that drops him to the ground. Standing over his face dropping punches,elbows,and face stomps until women start crying and screaming. Then threaten the first person that tries to stop me with my Kershaw. You don't slap a grown man unless you're prepared to get beat to death.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:07 am to TigerFanInSouthland
I had a dream last night I was trying to slap someone.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:21 am to Calvin Candie
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Elbow to the left eye socket, leg pick that drops him to the ground. Standing over his face dropping punches,elbows,and face stomps until women start crying and screaming. Then threaten the first person that tries to stop me with my Kershaw. You don't slap a grown man unless you're prepared to get beat to death.
Great answer. I was just gonna say try to beat him to death, but that's awesome.
This post was edited on 4/10/16 at 10:22 am
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:25 am to foshizzle
Dude doesn't know the meaning of, nor how to spell emasculate.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:25 am to Beaver Bandit
OP may not realize that the victim may have previous experience with the perpetrator.
1. may have earned the slap. maybe it was a more gentle gesture than shooting his arse.
2. may realize that the perpetrator is so much faster, that the victim could not get a shot in before he was beaten to a pulp.
Pretend you are in the ring with Sugar Ray Leonard. Do you remain in a defensive posture after the first one gets through, or do you go for broke and try for the hay maker?
1. may have earned the slap. maybe it was a more gentle gesture than shooting his arse.
2. may realize that the perpetrator is so much faster, that the victim could not get a shot in before he was beaten to a pulp.
Pretend you are in the ring with Sugar Ray Leonard. Do you remain in a defensive posture after the first one gets through, or do you go for broke and try for the hay maker?
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:26 am to TigerFanInSouthland
I would kill him with my handgun.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:28 am to airfernando
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what kind of twat slaps another man
A man that is looking to emasculate another man.
A slap actually hurts far worse than a punch.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:33 am to Corch Urban Myers
OP needs to make up motivation for the slap.
dude A who slapped, is brother of girl that dude B slept with and then did not call again.
dude B who was slapped, had just called dude A's mother a bad name.
dude A who slapped, is brother of girl that dude B slept with and then did not call again.
dude B who was slapped, had just called dude A's mother a bad name.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 10:45 am to Corch Urban Myers
You ever been punched in the ear or the neck?
This post was edited on 4/10/16 at 10:46 am
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:16 am to TigerFanInSouthland
If I wasn't able to respond I'd hire somebody that could. Either way, his life would change.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:36 am to TigerFanInSouthland
I have been slapped by an effeminate guy at my high school after flicking a piece of ice at my buddy that hit him instead. He got his panties in a wad and walked over and girl slapped at me. I dodged it for the most part but he did slap me. So, I slapped him right back but caught him flush. Thank God this was before the days of the SJW and bullying campaigns. If that same scenario plays out now at a high school, the poor bastard who slapped back like me would be ruined for life. Late 80s world ended up with two kids in detention. I imagine it might have been worse had I punched him.
Posted on 4/10/16 at 11:45 am to TigerFanInSouthland
I'd scratch his eyes out!
Posted on 4/10/16 at 12:21 pm to CptRusty
Someone who starts a fight with a slap is probably going to lose that fight.
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