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re: What weapon would you take with you to fight a bear?

Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:52 am to
Posted by Dayton Duane
Member since Oct 2016
142 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:52 am to
Easy.

A laser gun.

Maybe some potions.
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 8:54 am
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13575 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:55 am to
quote:

What weapon would you take with you to fight a bear? by Ingeniero


Is it a grizzly or a black bear?
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
73494 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:55 am to


I'd have one of these folks talk to him.
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 8:56 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124221 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:57 am to
a bigger bear
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72598 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 8:59 am to
Anthony Hopkins killed that big beast in the movie with a sharpened stick. I think I am better than AH. So maybe a sharpened stick.
Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
2923 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:08 am to
Unfortunately, the "G" stands for gun. So that's out.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124221 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:10 am to
quote:

a bigger bear




quote:

BiggerBear





Guess I'm using you
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20894 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:10 am to
Spear.

Not much else would work I am afraid.
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 9:42 am to
Yeah. It'd be pretty cool.
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5297 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 10:13 am to


+



Full of poison.
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 10:14 am
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
3896 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 10:57 am to
RPG
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9858 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 10:59 am to
grenade covered in honey
Posted by Big Balls
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
845 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 11:19 am to
A board with a nail in it.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17486 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 11:58 am to
A bull whip with razor blades tied on the end.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37515 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 12:04 pm to
Didn't read that part. Crap. I'd have to say a boar spear and net
Posted by TurkeysAndBees
Member since Jan 2017
651 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 12:34 pm to
A Borderline Personality Disordered female bear.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 12:37 pm to
Silverback costume. I'd suit up and win by intimidation.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17166 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 12:40 pm to
Bear don't stand a chance! I'm bringing the nekkid junkie chick from Ohio from that other thread!!

Thread


ETA: from CT not Ohio, all those Yankee states smell and look the same anyway.
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 12:42 pm
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2480 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 12:41 pm to
Per relatives in Wyoming:they're periodically informed on how to deal with aggressive bears, and reports say some can still attack despite having been sprayed with Bear mace.

*However if there's someone with you, then Bear mace is guaranteed to be very handy.
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 5:46 pm
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
32958 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 12:52 pm to
Damn. Good answer.

I'll go with a napalm bomb so I can get the hell out of there. I'm too scared to stand there holding the flame thrower.
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