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What weapon would you take with you to fight a bear?

Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:16 am
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:16 am
Let's say for some reason you have to fight a bear coliseum style. Just you and the bear and whatever weapon you want to bring. No guns allowed. To make it simple assume it's a brown bear. What do you bring with you?
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:16 am to
flame thrower
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:17 am to
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flame thrower
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Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35677 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:17 am to
Spear
Bow and arrow(s)
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 7:18 am
Posted by GFaceKillah
Welcome to the Third World
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:19 am to
Halberd
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:19 am to
Boxing gloves


Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:19 am to
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flame thrower


This wasn't what I had in mind when I opened the thread, but I'll be damned, that's going to be tough to beat.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3737 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:19 am to
Grenade and/or trident
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:20 am to
My weapon is a Peterbilt. That fricker's getting flattened.
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:20 am to
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flame thrower


well, that was easy
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:20 am to
A ninja sword
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65751 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:21 am to
Bear repellant.

One day we could eventually be drinking buddies.

How cool would that be?
Posted by GFaceKillah
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Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:22 am to
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A ninja sword


Seems like a poor choice. You have no reach.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:23 am to
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One day we could eventually be drinking buddies.

How cool would that be?

You decide

This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 7:24 am
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18293 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:23 am to
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Grenade

Just 1? That bear would mess your shite up if you miss
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37547 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:23 am to
BFG 9000
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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66028 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:26 am to
my wallet
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:27 am to
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18575 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:27 am to
A flamethrower could be just as dangerous as the bear. It could catch you or the arena on fire.

I'd say shotgun or I agree with spear or axe.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:34 am to
Fingernail clippers or very small scissors. TSA says they are deadly weapons.
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