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What was the worst spanking you ever got as a kid
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:50 pm
Mine was from my grandma
I was at my grandparent's house in Houston. I was 7 years old. I thought I was being funny on Microsoft Paint on my grandparent's computer. I drew a bunch of toilet humorish pictures, like a toilet, a butt farting, and a penis peeing. I printed them out and stapled them.
My parents found it. They were so mad and I had to get a spanking with the wooden spoon. I was in the guest room trying to bargain my way out of getting spanked. Little did I know this bargaining only made things worse.
Anyway I surrendered and my dad administered a couple of pops on my rear that hurt. While I was bargaining my grandma found the collection of MS Paint images. She busted into the guest room as my dad was in the middle of administering his spankings and shouted MY TURN. It was like a tag team wrestling match and my dad passed the baton to my grandma. She must have methodically swatted me over a dozen times. And it hurt way worse than my dad's spankings. To this day it could very well be the most amount of pain I was ever in.
I was at my grandparent's house in Houston. I was 7 years old. I thought I was being funny on Microsoft Paint on my grandparent's computer. I drew a bunch of toilet humorish pictures, like a toilet, a butt farting, and a penis peeing. I printed them out and stapled them.
My parents found it. They were so mad and I had to get a spanking with the wooden spoon. I was in the guest room trying to bargain my way out of getting spanked. Little did I know this bargaining only made things worse.
Anyway I surrendered and my dad administered a couple of pops on my rear that hurt. While I was bargaining my grandma found the collection of MS Paint images. She busted into the guest room as my dad was in the middle of administering his spankings and shouted MY TURN. It was like a tag team wrestling match and my dad passed the baton to my grandma. She must have methodically swatted me over a dozen times. And it hurt way worse than my dad's spankings. To this day it could very well be the most amount of pain I was ever in.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:51 pm to goldennugget
Mine was also from your grandma, strangely enough.
This post was edited on 3/8/17 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:51 pm to goldennugget
Good Lord no wonder why you're fricked up
This post was edited on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:51 pm to goldennugget
Getting beat up by your grandmother? That's definitely not a Chad move, beta.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm to goldennugget
yeah..I don't know where to start.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm to goldennugget
We had a P.E. teacher in like 2nd grade that would make us get in the push up position. He still paddled the shite out of us with the stereotypical wood paddle. That shite sucked so bad.
ETA: Grandma use to make us go get the "switch" she was going to whip us with.
ETA: Grandma use to make us go get the "switch" she was going to whip us with.
This post was edited on 3/8/17 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm to goldennugget
So, do you have a thing for old ladies now?
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm to goldennugget
i never got spanked because i didn't grow up in trailer park.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm to goldennugget
quote:
What was the worst spanking you ever got as a kid
Mine was from my grandma
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goldennugget
And you've hated women ever since.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:54 pm to goldennugget
Spanking were not as bad as a straight slap to the face. My mom would haul off and slap the piss out of me if I did something I wasn't suppose to and it happened enough times I can't really remember that "one time".
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:54 pm to AbitaFan08
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Getting beat up by your grandmother? That's definitely not a Chad move, beta.
Dude, he was 7 and she was 40.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:55 pm to goldennugget
So are lots of peoples' grandmothers. I'm down to one, personally.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:56 pm to goldennugget
Why were you drawing dicks? Were you like the dude on Superbad?
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:56 pm to goldennugget
quote:sweet revenge
My grandma is dead
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:57 pm to OWLFAN86
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quote:
My grandma is dead
sweet revenge
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:57 pm to OweO
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Why were you drawing dicks? Were you like the dude on Superbad?
I was 7 and didn't know any better
But I went to a school for really gifted kids when I was that age. I had to take an hour long bus ride every day with other smart kids going to the same school. So we had a lot of time to burn on the bus. A bunch of smart kids on a bus with nothing to do? We created a book on that bus of crude toilet humor drawings. I was just making more drawings for our collection.
Our parents found our master book of drawings a few months later. Must have been 300+. We all got spanked by our parents for that one.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:58 pm to OweO
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Spanking were not as bad
I would imagine they weren't
Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:59 pm to goldennugget
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goldennugget
Where would this day rank on your log of best to worst days since ~1996?
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I have a hyperthysemic memory and can remember almost every day of my life since I was 8 years old in 1996. So I have a giant excel file with log entries of what I did every day of my life since then with only a handful of gaps. I then took all of these days and used excel macros to analyze them, and ranked every day of my life since 1995. All 6,600 of them or so.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:00 pm to goldennugget
quote:name of school ?
But I went to a school for really gifted kids when I was that ag
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