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What was the worst spanking you ever got as a kid

Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:50 pm
Posted by goldennugget
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:50 pm
Mine was from my grandma

I was at my grandparent's house in Houston. I was 7 years old. I thought I was being funny on Microsoft Paint on my grandparent's computer. I drew a bunch of toilet humorish pictures, like a toilet, a butt farting, and a penis peeing. I printed them out and stapled them.

My parents found it. They were so mad and I had to get a spanking with the wooden spoon. I was in the guest room trying to bargain my way out of getting spanked. Little did I know this bargaining only made things worse.

Anyway I surrendered and my dad administered a couple of pops on my rear that hurt. While I was bargaining my grandma found the collection of MS Paint images. She busted into the guest room as my dad was in the middle of administering his spankings and shouted MY TURN. It was like a tag team wrestling match and my dad passed the baton to my grandma. She must have methodically swatted me over a dozen times. And it hurt way worse than my dad's spankings. To this day it could very well be the most amount of pain I was ever in.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:51 pm to
Mine was also from your grandma, strangely enough.



This post was edited on 3/8/17 at 8:10 pm
Posted by rmnldr
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:51 pm to
Good Lord no wonder why you're fricked up
This post was edited on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm
Posted by AbitaFan08
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:51 pm to
Getting beat up by your grandmother? That's definitely not a Chad move, beta.
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm to
yeah..I don't know where to start.

Posted by The Dudes Rug
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm to
We had a P.E. teacher in like 2nd grade that would make us get in the push up position. He still paddled the shite out of us with the stereotypical wood paddle. That shite sucked so bad.

ETA: Grandma use to make us go get the "switch" she was going to whip us with.
This post was edited on 3/8/17 at 7:53 pm
Posted by RummelTiger
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm to
So, do you have a thing for old ladies now?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm to
i never got spanked because i didn't grow up in trailer park.
Posted by slackster
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

What was the worst spanking you ever got as a kid
Mine was from my grandma


quote:

goldennugget


And you've hated women ever since.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:54 pm to
Spanking were not as bad as a straight slap to the face. My mom would haul off and slap the piss out of me if I did something I wasn't suppose to and it happened enough times I can't really remember that "one time".
Posted by goldennugget
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:54 pm to
My grandma is dead
Posted by Jake88
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

Getting beat up by your grandmother? That's definitely not a Chad move, beta.

Dude, he was 7 and she was 40.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:55 pm to
So are lots of peoples' grandmothers. I'm down to one, personally.
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:56 pm to
Why were you drawing dicks? Were you like the dude on Superbad?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

My grandma is dead

sweet revenge
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

quote:
My grandma is dead
sweet revenge





Posted by goldennugget
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

Why were you drawing dicks? Were you like the dude on Superbad?



I was 7 and didn't know any better

But I went to a school for really gifted kids when I was that age. I had to take an hour long bus ride every day with other smart kids going to the same school. So we had a lot of time to burn on the bus. A bunch of smart kids on a bus with nothing to do? We created a book on that bus of crude toilet humor drawings. I was just making more drawings for our collection.

Our parents found our master book of drawings a few months later. Must have been 300+. We all got spanked by our parents for that one.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Spanking were not as bad



I would imagine they weren't
Posted by slackster
Houston
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

goldennugget


Where would this day rank on your log of best to worst days since ~1996?

quote:

I have a hyperthysemic memory and can remember almost every day of my life since I was 8 years old in 1996. So I have a giant excel file with log entries of what I did every day of my life since then with only a handful of gaps. I then took all of these days and used excel macros to analyze them, and ranked every day of my life since 1995. All 6,600 of them or so.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 8:00 pm to
quote:


But I went to a school for really gifted kids when I was that ag
name of school ?
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