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re: What was the worst spanking you ever got as a kid
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:47 pm to goldennugget
Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:47 pm to goldennugget
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All of a sudden he pulls into a parking lot behind an elementary school gym, tells me to get out and grab my ankles.
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Posted on 3/8/17 at 10:50 pm to goldennugget
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We ran our own fantasy baseball league in 2nd grade
quote:Is this motherfucher seriously claiming to have taken Algebra in the 1st grade? Good god this dude is even more full of shite then originally thought.
But then again we took 8th grade algebra the year before and took 9th grade Geometry that year.
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:17 pm to goldennugget
Only once did my father ever give me a real good arse-whoopin'. When I was 12 I had a bow and arrow set. Like most kids who had those, I liked to fire the arrow up into the air to see how high I could make it go. I was doing that one day when my dad walked out of the side door of the garage. Right before that I had shot an arrow that came straight down and impaled the ground two feet in front of him. My dad calmly looked down at the arrow, looked back up at me, walked over and beat my arse.
This post was edited on 3/8/17 at 11:18 pm
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:34 pm to goldennugget
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I thought I was being funny on Microsoft Paint on my grandparent's computer. I drew a bunch of toilet humorish pictures, like a toilet, a butt farting, and a penis peeing. I printed them out and stapled them.
And this warranted the worst spanking of your childhood? Christ. My dad would have laughed his arse off...
Posted on 3/8/17 at 11:45 pm to goldennugget
My papa (my dad's dad) made me go pick out my own switch. When I brought it back he said it wasn't big enough. So I had to go pick out a larger switch for him to whip the shite out of my arse and legs.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 5:53 am to goldennugget
Dad, I was probably around 10. I was told to go take a bath. I went in bathroom and played around until I thought it was a long enough time to have bathed. I walk out the bathroom and my dad is right on the case , he walks in and touches the soap. It was completely dry 
That man did not like getting lied to.
That man did not like getting lied to.Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:07 am to goldennugget
I was about 11 or 12 when I accidentally shot my older brother with a BB gun. Hit him right on the bone below the eyeball. My dad, after tearing my arse completely up, took the gun and wrapped it around a pisselum tree in the backyard just two weeks after getting it for a Christmas present.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:12 am to Homesick Tiger
My Grandmaw put an arse wiping on me for shooting one of her geese with my pellet gun. 
I was around 6 years old at the time.
I was around 6 years old at the time. Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:28 am to OWLFAN86
I threw a piece of roof shingle at the neighbor girl and it hit her in the eye. My dad drug me across the yard, up the porch stairs and spanked the shite out of me in front of all the neighborhood kids.
That was 25 years ago and we still talk about it when I see the old neighborhood gang.
That was 25 years ago and we still talk about it when I see the old neighborhood gang.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:34 am to OWLFAN86
from my dad, it was horrible
Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:46 am to fishfighter
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My Grandmaw put an arse wiping on me for shooting one of her geese with my pellet gun.
So what was bad for the geese was bad for the grandson?
The neighbor dad two doors down from my house turned me in to my dad. Me and my brother already had a cover story ready. However, 11 year-olds ain't the sharpest tool in the shed as we like to think. I paid dearly.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:52 am to Homesick Tiger
My dad drover a tractor trailer when I was younger, so he would be on the road from Sunday until Thursday. My mother learned that her spanking had zero effect on me, so I had to wait for Dad to get home to handle the corporal punishment. Inevitably I would screw up on a Monday and have to wait a long time for the arse whoopin' I knew was coming on Thursday.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:55 am to goldennugget
I picked on my brother and slammed a door shut as he was chasing me and it knocked him out cold. Same day I uttered the word bitch at my mom. Dad worked shift work and he often came in the house in a bad mood. She told him I needed and arse whipping and he whipped off his belt, grabbed my arm, and started slinging leather. I was wearing shorts and he went for the legs. I ran in a circle as he wailed away. Mom eventually yelled that was enough as I screamed like the little wimp I was. She reached in to save me and he got her a few times as well. He was focused on his task at hand.
Worse arse whipping with welts and stinging pain that lasted a while. Never used the bitch word at mom again!
Worse arse whipping with welts and stinging pain that lasted a while. Never used the bitch word at mom again!
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:17 am to goldennugget
Spanked would be putting it lightly. My pops didn't play games. Got punched in the face one time for getting suspended from school. He always came and apologized after whooping my arse which made me feel no better. Still to this day he says his father would have been arrested in today's times for the shite he went through. Tough guy but love him to death
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