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re: what the most romantic thing has your significant other done for you?

Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by Floyd Dawg
Silver Creek, GA
Member since Jul 2018
3898 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:38 pm to
Wife (no pics) told me to pack a bag and my passport for a warm destination and I didn’t find out where I was going until I got to the gate at the Atlanta airport. Pretty damn cool idea and I wish I’d thought of it first.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22146 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:39 pm to
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Wife (no pics) told me to pack a bag and my passport for a warm destination and I didn’t find out where I was going until I got to the gate at the Atlanta airport. Pretty damn cool idea and I wish I’d thought of it first.

She had you muling drugs for Diddy?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27351 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:55 pm to
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i like 08


I was going to insult him just for the hell of it.

But that's the biggest insult anyone can give.
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
3784 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:02 pm to
Dressed up for me a few times in lingerie. Always a good time. Love it.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6403 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:10 pm to
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I got to the gate at the Atlanta airport


I'm a one upper. I flew my ex from IAH to EWR, and she didn't even know I had her passport on me. I'd sold the entire thing as a few days in NYC.

Checked into the lounge at EWR, and I asked the agent not to say anything. The agent probably would have gone freeUse on me after she read the boarding pass based on the way she reacted, when I asked her to keep it quiet. We're only in the lounge to get a snack for a minute, we'll get a cab soon, etc. Ex wife didn't know I was taking her to Paris until we got to the gate.

Women pay so little attention to people around them, it's easy to snow them. So, I thought of it for you. Take what she did to you, turn it around, and put it on steroids.

Any destination, head to Travel, and ask. There are multiple bros that have many great ideas, including how to save money. Spring is coming, great time to plan trips, just saying.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24573 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:16 pm to
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How did you rate it wholesome?


Bc it was conducive to or promoting moral well-being, by definition?
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6403 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:25 pm to
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Bc it was conducive to or promoting moral well-being, by definition


You must not actually be married, or you have a unicorn.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98142 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:25 pm to
Shaved my back hair.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6403 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:36 pm to
Shaved? She should have gotten you a gift card for a wax.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37593 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 12:39 am to
Mine bought me a Benelli M4, desert sand, for my birthday a couple of decades ago. What made it so romantic was how much trouble she went-to in order to find one months in advance, and then have it shipped to SC. It was broken down in this short box so I had no clue and she gave it to me at my favorite restaurant she had rented out for the night with a lot of friends there.

Then she absolutely threw down that night. It was my 50th ... she was still in her early 30s.

Those were the days.

I wish she had gotten me the all black one rather than the desert sand one.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6403 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 12:44 am to
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Benelli M4


You didn't need much more than that to make the men here tear up, sir. I will not ask what "she absolutely threw down" meant. Boundaries.

quote:

black one rather than the desert sand one.


ETA, I made no assertions about the sale, transfer, or other issues with firearms in any way. He doesn't like brown, I've been married to it.
This post was edited on 3/27/24 at 12:46 am
Posted by Doofus
Member since Apr 2022
181 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 5:15 am to
She let me put my junk between her titties.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11214 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:16 am to
Let me cheat off of her in thermodynamics
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76186 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:27 am to
Swallow my seed
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64399 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:49 am to
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Slept on a love seat next to my bed before and after my heart surgery.


Mine slept in my bed while I slept in the recliner in my hospital room. I preferred the recliner because it sat up more than the bed would.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123935 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:50 am to
Anal
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
6856 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:51 am to
I started dating my wife when I was 22 and she was 20. On my 23rd birthday she and her best friend gave me the best birthday a 23 year old man could fantasize about. They are still besties nearly 36 years later. Neither of them are the freaks they were 36 years ago, dammit....

She also took me bone-fishing in Marsh Harbor once for our honeymoon. Told me to pack a bag and bring my passport. Had no idea where we were headed. Fishing was so so but the other activities were world class....
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64399 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:51 am to
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Anal


Did it hurt?














(Sorry, couldn’t resist)
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64399 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:52 am to
quote:

I started dating my wife when I was 22 and she was 20. On my 23rd birthday she and her best friend gave me the best birthday a 23 year old man could fantasize about. They are still besties nearly 36 years later. Neither of them are the freaks they were 36 years ago, dammit....


Come on. Spill the details.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28088 posts
Posted on 3/27/24 at 7:55 am to
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best birthday a 23 year old man could fantasize about

Obviously, a new set of Hoosiers for the race car, and maybe got the Tremec serviced...

Dude's pretty lucky that his wife's bestie GF is a mechanic.
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