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What Open Marriage Taught One Man About Feminism
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:10 pm
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:10 pm
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As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.
Before my wife started sleeping with other men, I certainly considered myself a feminist, but I really only understood it in the abstract. When I quit working to stay at home with the kids, I began to understand it on a whole new level. I am an economically dependent househusband coping with the withering drudgery of child-rearing. Now that I understand the reality of that situation, I don’t blame women for demanding more for themselves than the life of the housewife.
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In this way, my masculine self-image was stretched but not broken. Diaper bag notwithstanding, I was still a Man. It wasn’t until my wife mentioned one evening that she’d kissed another man and liked it and wanted to do more than kiss next time that I realized how my status as a Man depended on a single fact: that my wife fricked only me.
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How does it work? We take turns going out. Because we have small children (ages 6 and 3), one of us stays home. (We don’t like to use babysitters because it gives us a curfew; we’d rather go out unfettered than worry about turning into a pumpkin at midnight.) Going out alone to hooking up with others was an easy transition. It does work both ways and, yes, I too enjoy sexual carte blanche. I just don’t use mine as much as my wife uses hers. What’s important is equality of opportunity, not outcome.
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This post was edited on 7/16/15 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:12 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Holy balls I hope this is satire.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:12 pm to Green Chili Tiger
You can tell he doesn't believe a word he typed. He was crying over his keyboard just hoping to seem pathetic enough to get some chick to pity frick him.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:13 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Sounds like a made up article.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:13 pm to Green Chili Tiger
What a bitch, and I mean the guy.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:14 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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I was still a Man
No... Not really.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:14 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I've been fascinated by these weirdos ever since I discovered the Hotwife and Cuckold subreddits.
These motherfrickers are truly delusional and bizarre. I don't use the term beta often, but they go beyond that. These dudes have deluded themselves into thinking that all this is cool and they are sexually open, while their wife goes out and gets plowed by multiple dudes. The wife comes home and tells them all about it. Some of these dudes get off on guys cumming inside their wives, and then they eat them out. Seriously.
What in the frick.
These motherfrickers are truly delusional and bizarre. I don't use the term beta often, but they go beyond that. These dudes have deluded themselves into thinking that all this is cool and they are sexually open, while their wife goes out and gets plowed by multiple dudes. The wife comes home and tells them all about it. Some of these dudes get off on guys cumming inside their wives, and then they eat them out. Seriously.
What in the frick.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:15 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I think I know why she's banging Jody.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:15 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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When I quit working to stay at home with the kids, I began to understand it on a whole new level.
Or in other words, "My wife told me she would kick my unemployed arse to the curb if I had an issue with her fricking other dudes."
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:15 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Bravo. I'm glad he has seen the light.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:16 pm to Fun Bunch
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These motherfrickers are truly delusional and bizarre. I don't use the term beta often, but they go beyond that. These dudes have deluded themselves into thinking that all this is cool and they are sexually open, while their wife goes out and gets plowed by multiple dudes. The wife comes home and tells them all about it. Some of these dudes get off on guys cumming inside their wives, and then they eat them out. Seriously.
What in the frick.
If that's someone's dig, then whatever. I just hope they don't have children like the author in the article. We don't need those genes in the pool.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:17 pm to Fun Bunch
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Some of these dudes get off on guys cumming inside their wives, and then they eat them out.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:18 pm to Fun Bunch
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These motherfrickers are truly delusional and bizarre.
Some people get a sexual thrill by being crapped on. Some people are sexually attracted to stuffed animals, frilly socks, etc etc
This cuckold thing is mild compared to the many bizarre kinks that are out there.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:19 pm to brodeo
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I think I know why she's banging Jody.
Not Jody. Paulo
This post was edited on 7/16/15 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:21 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I have one message for him...
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:23 pm to dagrippa
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Some people are sexually attracted to stuffed animals
Don't forget My Little Ponies.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:23 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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and an ocean of red wine
Think I found the problem
Posted on 7/16/15 at 4:23 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Dude makes some solid points.
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