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Posted on 6/21/14 at 8:12 am to whit
Best insult:
Mrs. Sheep 1.0 had a penchant for adultery. I was a chump (at the time) so we had tried to patch things up a few times, but our marriage was done.
Anyway, we had just moved in to a relatively new house. We had been there for a month or two and we were cleaning up on a Saturday.
She yelled to me from across the living room "Hey, do you know where the broom is? I can't find it anywhere."
Without looking up, I deadpanned "Why do you need it? Is your car broken?"
We were separated for good a few months later.
Mrs. Sheep 1.0 had a penchant for adultery. I was a chump (at the time) so we had tried to patch things up a few times, but our marriage was done.
Anyway, we had just moved in to a relatively new house. We had been there for a month or two and we were cleaning up on a Saturday.
She yelled to me from across the living room "Hey, do you know where the broom is? I can't find it anywhere."
Without looking up, I deadpanned "Why do you need it? Is your car broken?"
We were separated for good a few months later.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 8:15 am to rebeloke
You've got the smallest tittys I've ever seen on a fat chick. 
Posted on 6/21/14 at 8:18 am to rebeloke
Cumstain.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 8:25 am to rebeloke
To a girl: "You're an ugly bitch. No one will ever marry you."
Posted on 6/21/14 at 8:31 am to TheIndulger
You play ball like a girl
Posted on 6/21/14 at 8:42 am to SteveLSU35
Throw hit walk talk look etc. like a girl... 
Posted on 6/21/14 at 8:47 am to rebeloke
Bless your heart.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 8:54 am to arseinclarse
'I'm pro-life, but you are a walking, talking argument for legal abortion into the 95th Trimester of life.'
This post was edited on 6/21/14 at 8:55 am
Posted on 6/21/14 at 8:54 am to rebeloke
Calling someone a syphillitic cocksucker usually does the trick for me. It has a certain ring to it.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 10:03 am to Breesus
quote:
Hon. Men. : Lewd Crude bag of prechewed food, dude Worst insult - you have a severe caca mouth
Hook
Posted on 6/21/14 at 10:04 am to Mottleduk
Posted on 6/21/14 at 10:13 am to rebeloke
Good night my sweet prince
Posted on 6/21/14 at 10:37 am to Codythetiger
When someone says "I'm sorry"
I reply "That's OK, Looks aren't everything"
Posted on 6/21/14 at 10:41 am to rebeloke
Your daddy should have jerked off on the sidewalk and let the ants eat it.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 10:41 am to Nawlens Gator
You suck at life.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 10:44 am to Placebeaux
Posted on 6/21/14 at 11:05 am to Placebeaux
Wow
Posted on 6/21/14 at 11:07 am to TheIndulger
I know. The further you scroll down the worse it gets.
Posted on 6/21/14 at 11:11 am to rebeloke
Your momma should have given your daddy a blow job.
You look like you have been drug through hell backwards and slapped in the face with buzzard guts.
And my granny said "he ain't worth a pinch of stale monkey shite".
You look like you have been drug through hell backwards and slapped in the face with buzzard guts.
And my granny said "he ain't worth a pinch of stale monkey shite".
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