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re: What is the worst hook up experience you have ever had?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:22 pm to wildtigercat93
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:22 pm to wildtigercat93
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If I put that much effort into getting laid, then I'm getting fricking laid no way I bail at that point. In too deep
It ended up being a pretty funny story. I just didn't know what I was getting into.
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:24 pm to SouthOfSouth
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It ended up being a pretty funny story. I just didn't know what I was getting into.
You sound like a quitter.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:24 pm to rebeloke
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How skank does a stripper have to be to give your arse an infection by bj?
i literally just lol'd in the office
Dude your prostate is connected to your dick bro lol, the fluid from prostate is mixed with seamen. Basically doctor said prostate infections can occur from bacteria entering pee hole via unprotected sex... and like i said, the only thing that connected to that in that time frame was the pole dancer
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:24 pm to wildtigercat93
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You sound like a quitter.
I know when a girl is fricking too crazy to be worth it...
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:27 pm to SouthOfSouth
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I know when a girl is fricking too crazy to be worth it...
She sounded like a hungry drunk is all.
Who hasn't cleaned out a fridge at 2 am starving and hammered?
BTW, are you my FB friend? I just saw a fb friend with mutual from here and realized he works EXACTLY WHERE THE frick I SUSPECTED YOU WORK.
I'm a stalky frick but you're my fb friend and that's creepier if it's you.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:28 pm to mikelbr
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She sounded like a hungry drunk is all. Who hasn't cleaned out a fridge at 2 am starving and hammered? BTW, are you my FB friend? I just saw a fb friend with mutual from here and realized he works EXACTLY WHERE THE frick I SUSPECTED YOU WORK. I'm a stalky frick but you're my fb friend and that's creepier if it's you.
SouthOfSouth......RUN
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:28 pm to mikelbr
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:30 pm to mikelbr
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BTW, are you my FB friend? I just saw a fb friend with mutual from here and realized he works EXACTLY WHERE THE frick I SUSPECTED YOU WORK.
I'm a stalky frick but you're my fb friend and that's creepier if it's you.
IDK. I doubt it.
initials? quote:
She sounded like a hungry drunk is all.
Who hasn't cleaned out a fridge at 2 am starving and hammered?
No she was crazy. After talking to her all the way home then that shite, I was like no way. nope. nope. nope.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:30 pm to SouthOfSouth
Delete your account bro
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:33 pm to jimbeam
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:40 pm to jimbeam
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Delete your account bro
Oh shush your pie hole. I'm the least harmless motherfricker on here to let know who you are considering how public my shite is.
I don't think it's him anyhoots. But I do think they work together if they are in that location he mentioned before and work in East Texas a bit.
eta: frick. Most harmless. I fricked that up but keeping it real for obvious reasons.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:41 pm to mikelbr
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:41 pm to mikelbr
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I'm the least harmless motherfricker on here
least harmless = most harmful, fwiw
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:42 pm to Festus
good catch Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:44 pm to oleyeller
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i cant think of any better way to get strange bacteria in my pee hole than from a nola stripper at 2am
Dude, you're prostate isn't in your pee hole. What exactly was this girl sucking on?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:44 pm to Festus
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least harmless = most harmful, fwiw
Read my edit you frickin puss.
Anyhoo. On topic, I didn't realize SOS mentioned she was batshit based on convo all the way home.
That reminds me of an almost hook-up with similar long arse walks. These two guys I met at a bar in Marietta had some chicks and booze waiting at their condo at bar close time. I was hammered and went with them. There was no booze, no pussy and loud techno. I honestly walked outside to 'make a call' and sprinted out that place as I thought I was going to be killed or least buttraped. Walked 2 miles up hill to my hotel.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:45 pm to mikelbr
That's hilarious
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:45 pm to rebeloke
This one girl was jacking my penis like it was a cow utter. Her hand was upside down on it and she just kept pulling.
Then the blow job, oh the fricking blow job. So much teeth.
Another experience was me drunkingly finger blasting a girl off of my bed. It was the most furious finger blast of all time.
Then the blow job, oh the fricking blow job. So much teeth.
Another experience was me drunkingly finger blasting a girl off of my bed. It was the most furious finger blast of all time.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:46 pm to supadave3
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Dude, you're prostate isn't in your pee hole. What exactly was this girl sucking on?
i know this.. but its all connected. Your sperm is made by fluids from ur prostate. FYI when they scope your prostate to check it out, they go up your pee hole
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:47 pm to mikelbr
You wanna fight?
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