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re: What is the worst hook up experience you have ever had?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:04 pm to The Third Leg
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:04 pm to The Third Leg
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looking at her, and rubbing one out.
The Bad Lieutenant.
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:04 pm to Skillet
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my sis passed away after a long illness (yeah i know ) and [my unit nicknamed bil, referred as bil from here on] was a complete mess, understandably so....anywho, one of my sis's caretakers went after my bil for his $$$. she was trash, but my bil was in a bad state of mind and liked the attention she was giving him...she had a younger sis who turned out to be as equally trashy. my bil wanted me to double date with the 2 trash whores.
i did it, but it was horrible. the 2 whores bobbed their heads in unison to the car music..there's a ton more to tell, but i won't bore you
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:06 pm to The Third Leg
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:08 pm to Sevendust912
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It was cinco de mayo last year and we had these two skanks at my buddies house. One girl starts puking and passes out the other goes upstairs with 2 of my buddies. They come down 30 minutes later or so and ask if me and my friend want to "finish her off." We were like but decided to go upstairs and do just that.
now thats some true friends
all jokes aside, probably my worst was last year in NOLa... i feel ashamed even talking about it. Left penthouse around 2am and went to one of the smaller strip joints down there. there was maybe 2 people in the place and 3 girls in there. Me and a buddy sit down, this chick immediately makes a mad dash for me. Sits in the lap and starts begging to get a lap dance.. i keep declining. She then tells me she will give me a bj if i get the dance that she needs the money bad. So here i am drunk, 2am, cute chick basically begging to give me a bj in the back... so i said screw it and went back there. All was fine and dandy, until a few months later.. developed prostate infection at 28yrs old and still has not cleared up 9 months later. Nothing like feeling like i got kicked in the nuts 24/7
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:08 pm to The Third Leg
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It turned into a mutual masturbation, she stayed the night.
Is that code for sex?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:09 pm to The Third Leg
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I took home a chick who wouldn't frick and I didn't want to work for it any longer so I sat naked, Indian style on the end of the bed, her in only her panties, looking at her, and rubbing one out. This usually gets them out before sunrise if sex is not in the cards.
It turned into a mutual masturbation, she stayed the night
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:10 pm to rebeloke
No, that's English for we each masturbated, simultaneously.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:10 pm to The Third Leg
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The Third Leg
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:10 pm to oleyeller
How did you go from a bj to prostate infection?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:11 pm to rebeloke
Don't get that either
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:11 pm to rebeloke
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How did you go from a bj to prostate infection?
No shite. This is important information.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:12 pm to The Third Leg
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:12 pm to The Third Leg
So how does that not lead to sex?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:15 pm to northshorebamaman
Gross thread is nasty. Going to cry in scalding hot shower.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:17 pm to rebeloke
That may be the worst hook-up story I've ever heard.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:17 pm to northshorebamaman
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quote: How did you go from a bj to prostate infection? No shite. This is important information.
no freaking clue! Doctor said at my age prostate infections come from foreign bacteria getting inside. he then begin to ask me had i had unprotected sex lately.. i said nope, but then immediately thought about that night becuase i had absolutely zero problems until after that. i mean i cant think of any better way to get strange bacteria in my pee hole than from a nola stripper at 2am
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:19 pm to rebeloke
I met this girl at a bar. Decided we would go back to her place. I didn't know where she lived but we started walking cause she said it wasn't far... Ended up walking from Bogies all the way to Lake Beau Pre townhomes (over 4 miles).
When we got back to her house over an hour later she was hungry. She ended up making a huge bag of microwavable corn. But that wasn't enough for this gal... She pulls an avocado and some turkey out of the fridge and starts to shovel out avocado and roll it into a pieces of turkey. She throws that into this huge bowl that was already filled with corn.
I am so confused. She offers me some... I'm like HELL NO. I am easily 10 miles from my home with no car or anything at 4am. She takes the bowl and says lets go upstairs. She eats this shite in bed. I am totally frusterated cause at this point I don't even want to get any from this crazy. So I just fall asleep and sneak out the next morning without saying goodbye. Walk around for about 45 minutes before a friend says he can pick me up.
When we got back to her house over an hour later she was hungry. She ended up making a huge bag of microwavable corn. But that wasn't enough for this gal... She pulls an avocado and some turkey out of the fridge and starts to shovel out avocado and roll it into a pieces of turkey. She throws that into this huge bowl that was already filled with corn.
I am so confused. She offers me some... I'm like HELL NO. I am easily 10 miles from my home with no car or anything at 4am. She takes the bowl and says lets go upstairs. She eats this shite in bed. I am totally frusterated cause at this point I don't even want to get any from this crazy. So I just fall asleep and sneak out the next morning without saying goodbye. Walk around for about 45 minutes before a friend says he can pick me up.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:21 pm to OMLandshark
And for me, trying to hook up with this hot chick at the bar by hitting on her fat 200 pound friend. I black out at the bar and in the bed of the fat chick. I thankfully remember none of the fricking.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:21 pm to oleyeller
How skank does a stripper have to be to give your arse an infection by bj?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:21 pm to SouthOfSouth
If I put that much effort into getting laid, then I'm getting fricking laid no way I bail at that point. In too deep
no way I bail at that point. In too deep
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