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re: What is the worst hook up experience you have ever had?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:35 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:35 pm to rebeloke
Woke up with blood everywhere and had no idea at the time when it was going down the night before. Had to go back to my current GF's house where I lived at the time to clean up the next morning. Not a good experience and I broke up with that GF the same week so I'm not too terrible of a person
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:36 pm to The Third Leg
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Kissed a prostitute
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:36 pm to wildtigercat93
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Was she supposed to wear a finger condom?
Would have been the nice thing to do. Instead, I probably got the poorly sterilized prostate probe of some other dirtbag.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:37 pm to rebeloke
I live in Shreveport, but my family has a place in New Orleans. My whole family was down there for something. I bring this girl back there, she won't bang me. The next morning she has to do the walk of shame in front of my parents and grandparents on the way out. She was embarrassed.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:38 pm to rebeloke
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What is the worst hook up experience you have ever had?
the one that gave me chlamydia
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:39 pm to rebeloke
ran a train on some skank with 4 or 5 other dudes, pretty disgusting
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:40 pm to rebeloke
Old roommate brought home two fine chicks one night. I ended up with one of them. Wrapped up and put it in. After a couple of pumps, she says, "oh gosh why didn't I douche". Then a smell so foul hit me I almost puked. Pulled out, grabbed the rubber by the tip and pulled it off and threw it in the floor. Took her home and when I got back, I could smell the rubber. It was bad.
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:40 pm to rebeloke
Cadillac cafe 52 yr old grandmother. Husband deceased. 4 kids. Overweight
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:41 pm to Sevendust912
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train on some skank with 4 or 5 other dudes, pretty disgusting
Be honest, nobody wore rubbers.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:41 pm to TigerSaints318
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she won't bang me. The next morning she has to do the walk of shame in front of my parents and grandparents on the way out.
Not really a walk of shame if she didn't bang you.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:41 pm to rebeloke
I went to see a friend of mines band at a bar one night and during the middle of the set, this girl I had been talking to for a while decided she wanted to go to my place and bang it out. So we go to my house, I knock it out, and we go back to the bar. When we get back, this guy is standing outside...she sees him and says..."shite! It's my boyfriend!"
Uhhhh wat?
Turns out she had been dating this guy for years and just never mentioned him. We walked to the door together, I went back inside, dude never said a word, and they left together. Either this dude was a giant pussy, or it happened so much he didn't even care anymore. Glad I wrapped it up.
Uhhhh wat?
Turns out she had been dating this guy for years and just never mentioned him. We walked to the door together, I went back inside, dude never said a word, and they left together. Either this dude was a giant pussy, or it happened so much he didn't even care anymore. Glad I wrapped it up.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:41 pm to Walt OReilly
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Cadillac cafe 52 yr old grandmother. Husband deceased. 4 kids. Overweight
I had the chance to do something similar with an older woman I met outside of a light rail station late on a Saturday but opted against it. Few more drinks and I probably would have done it
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:42 pm to BabyrayS2k
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:43 pm to NawlinsTigah270
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Woke up with blood everywhere and had no idea at the time when it was going down the night before.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:43 pm to Sevendust912
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ran a train on some skank with 4 or 5 other dudes, pretty disgusting
I've always wondered how a train starts. Do all members decide at once to participate or do people climb on the train as they trickle into the room every minute or so?
Describe your train experience please.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:43 pm to northshorebamaman
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Two words: butt beard.
EwwwwPosted on 6/10/14 at 2:43 pm to Sevendust912
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ran a train on some skank with 4 or 5 other dudes, pretty disgusting
so you lived in military barracks before too huh?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:44 pm to TigerStripes06
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Uhhhh wat?
Turns out she had been dating this guy for years and just never mentioned him. We walked to the door together, I went back inside, dude never said a word, and they left together. Either this dude was a giant pussy, or it happened so much he didn't even care anymore. Glad I wrapped it up.
You didn;t get hit or anything? Where is the bad part of your story? You didn't know she was a hoe and you wrapped it up... No problem that I can see...
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:45 pm to TigerStripes06
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Either this dude was a giant pussy, or it happened so much he didn't even care anymore.
cuckold
Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:45 pm to lsuwontonwrap
I was wasted and it was dark
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