If you ever deal with Doctors, you'll know why Nurses act the way they do. Doctors can be some of the most conceited, arrogant asses that you'll ever meet. They think they are god's gift to everyone. They might be book smart, but some of them lack the common sense to tie their shoes.
example... Faculty meeting in the morning.
"Hey yall, see you bright and early for a great time with the boss man!." They just stared, and said you really can't be serious.
I also give a really stupid name to everyday of the week. Some think im serious and walk in their rooms when I go down the hall. Terrific Tuesday, Wild about Learning Wednesday!!