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re: What if God WAS one of us?

Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:04 pm to
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15221 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:04 pm to
No, he only likes to watch, so he WNHI.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39556 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:05 pm to


Well at least some a-hole didn't put Craig David's "Fill Me In" in your head last week.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30592 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:06 pm to
Yeah, yeah, God is great

Yeah, yeah, God is good

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15221 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:07 pm to
She was pretty hot, back in the day. Think she went all Lick-n-Go Girls, though. Nothing good comes of that.
Posted by ULL Cool J
Member since Jun 2008
924 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:20 pm to
I found this one post:

And God sayeth unto Leslie, neither seek thine own counsel nor heed thine own heart in preparation for thy upcoming contest, but take thy instructions from these scriptures. And he handed Leslie a golden volume, on the cover of which was written "Ye Secrette Playe Booke." And Leslie did open it and was shown marvelous strategies to defeat great adversaries. But alas, his heart was hard and mind stubborn, and the Elyrian did reject its teaching, leaving him to destruction at the hand of his enemy.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7140 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:29 pm to
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If God posted on the OT, would he participate in WOWYHI, rate her, and WYHI threads?


He would only answer IWHI for teenaged virgins

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Would he understand what is legit/not legit?


They're all made in His image so probably not.

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How would he rank cities like New Orleans and Houston?


Probably put them both just ahead of Sodom and Gomorrah

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What kind of insight could God offer into the age old question of what is trashy?


Our righteousness to him is like menstrual cloths, so pretty much everything else would fall below the "trashy" line

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What tier would God be in?


Omnipotent Mod Tier

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Would God be F or NF?


I'm going to go with He transcends both F and NF
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:31 pm to
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Mizzoukills level of bad.



Damn dude...that's really bad.
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:42 pm to
Tim Tebow is one of us.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5318 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:47 pm to
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Except for the Pope maybe in Rome


possibly the worst lyric ever written
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5318 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

And God sayeth unto Leslie, neither seek thine own counsel nor heed thine own heart in preparation for thy upcoming contest, but take thy instructions from these scriptures. And he handed Leslie a golden volume, on the cover of which was written "Ye Secrette Playe Booke." And Leslie did open it and was shown marvelous strategies to defeat great adversaries. But alas, his heart was hard and mind stubborn, and the Elyrian did reject its teaching, leaving him to destruction at the hand of his enemy.


This post was edited on 2/27/15 at 4:49 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164082 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:48 pm to
What if Goooodddd smoked Cannaaabisss?
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36324 posts
Posted on 2/27/15 at 4:49 pm to
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How would he rank cities like New Orleans and Houston?


Go turned his back on Nawlins years ago.
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