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re: What have you learned about girls so far?

Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:26 pm to
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29719 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:26 pm to
Good for two things: Beatin' on and cheatin' on
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45048 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:26 pm to
I like their special parts
Posted by 0jersey
Paradise
Member since Sep 2006
1838 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:26 pm to
The only thing I know for sure is that they really don't know what they want.

By that, I mean, never believe that what she says she wants is what she actually wants. You can only rely on how they act/react. Never by what they say.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15408 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:27 pm to
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Don't call them counts. Unless they are really acting like counts.


Very true. count could be a very effective tool when utilized properly.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:28 pm to
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Very true. count could be a very effective tool when utilized properly.
Yep, reserve it for extreme circumstances.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:29 pm to
it's naht a toomah.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15408 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:29 pm to
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Yep, reserve it for extreme circumstances.


Like when your woman folds your pants instead of hanging them, right?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47590 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:29 pm to
They have half the money, all the pussy, and absolutely no chance of ruling the world.
Posted by cjared036
Houston, tx
Member since Dec 2009
9569 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:29 pm to
- the slightest thing will expose an insecurity.
- your relationship with a girl will not overcome their daddy issues.
- your woman's "girlfriends" will frick your life up.
- while women have good intuition, they usually overreact to it.
This post was edited on 10/24/14 at 12:30 pm
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:29 pm to
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shitlord





I've learned that we're not funny
Posted by IgotKINGfisherSpeed
Arlington, TX
Member since Aug 2011
4516 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:30 pm to
They have all had a lesbian experience.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Member since May 2012
55565 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:31 pm to
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Posted by Voorhies7
Rounding 3rd
Member since Oct 2012
5591 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:32 pm to
I've leaned from this thread that you are loser & women don't care for your company.


Just a guess on my part. You probably have a flat bill hat on driving around in your moms Honda.
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:34 pm to
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your woman's "girlfriends" will frick your life up.

wait why?

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slightest thing will expose an insecurity.

this is true for anyone. not just girls, dummy.
Posted by Topisawtiger
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3488 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:34 pm to
I am an RN, and whoever come up with "sugar and spice and everything nice" is full of crap. Females can be some nasty folks. Thankfully I married one that is pretty straight and is actually very nice. Even a blind squirrel can find a nut.
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17165 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:35 pm to
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What have you learned about girls so far?


Just enough to successfully have sex with one last night.

I enjoyed it very much.

obligatory >
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:35 pm to
They have terrible tastes in almost everything.
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:37 pm to
Very not subtle brag
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:38 pm to
The more money you have, the less attractive you have to be.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40111 posts
Posted on 10/24/14 at 12:38 pm to
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What have you learned about girls so far?


1. They are just an emotional explosion waiting to happen
2. They will never be on time
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