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re: What are some things about you that may be a turnoff to women?
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:14 am to Riseupfromtherubble
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:14 am to Riseupfromtherubble
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if I'm "out drinking" I usually keep drinking until I'm blackout drunk, my weekend TD posts after midnight will reflect that
And then, the next morning, you Riseupfromtherubble.
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Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:15 am to terriblegreen
Right now my going through a divorce seems to be a big turn off.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:16 am to Godfather1
Exactly 
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:16 am to Tarik One
I'm pretty awkward and shy at first. Some girls don't have enough patience to wait for me to get comfortable. Most women like guys being assholes. Then they break up or get divorced when they figure out they're never going to break him from being an a-hole.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:21 am to Peepdip
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Heres a quick tip, sarcasm and "being an a-hole" is the number one sign that somebody thinks they are funnier than they are. Sarcasm is funny every now and then, but if its your go to for humor, than girls probably do think you are lame or immature and not creative enough to actually be funny
Sounds to me like whoever stole your boyfriend was very sarcastic and you were scarred by the incident.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:27 am to shiftworker
Read my edit. I just hate dad humor
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:29 am to Tarik One
i don't like christmas or birthdays.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:31 am to NatalbanyTigerFan
I don't like to sleep with another person.
I don't want to hear snoring. I don't want someone touching me either by accident or to feel intimate when I am already dozing off.
I don't want someone rolling around.
I want to be able to stretch my legs out.
I want to control the room temp. A/C or heat.
I don't want to hear snoring. I don't want someone touching me either by accident or to feel intimate when I am already dozing off.
I don't want someone rolling around.
I want to be able to stretch my legs out.
I want to control the room temp. A/C or heat.
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 10:32 am
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:31 am to Peepdip
Wtf is "dad" humor?
Seriously?
One joke doesn't encompass a genre of humor.
Seriously?
One joke doesn't encompass a genre of humor.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:41 am to Tarik One
I'm fat and I stutter. Thankfully my wife has strange taste.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:02 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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Probably that I like to have sex with other homeless dudes in random cars we find parked around town.
Down at the station, we like to call that a "soup kitchen".
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:10 am to shiftworker
Dad humor is out dated sarcasm. Heres another example for you. A girl goes to pour something, a lot of it gets on the floor, the guy says "maybe try to get some of it inside the bottle" with a smug look.
Are you guilty of dad humor? Is that why you are getting so defensive?
Are you guilty of dad humor? Is that why you are getting so defensive?
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:11 am to Tarik One
My face
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:12 am to NatalbanyTigerFan
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I drag my fork across my teeth with every bite I take. Just to annoy others
Me too
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:21 am to Tarik One
I'm hyper-critical of almost everything around me. Thank god my wife is kind of the same way and doesn't mind. When I was dating BITD it was a struggle to keep that aspect of my personality from ruining my relationships with women. Most of them find it off-putting.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:22 am to Tarik One
they don't care for my knuckle move
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:22 am to Tarik One
quote:I like to play video games.
What are some things about you that may be a turnoff to women?
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:23 am to Tarik One
The women don't like the fact that I have a mean wife. She ran off my last girlfriend and made threats to take all my money and intend bodily harm to said girl.
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 11:25 am
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:25 am to Tarik One
quote:
What are some things about you that may be a turnoff to women?
I think people start threads sometimes just for the penis jokes. Bunch of homos.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:25 am to Peepdip
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Are you guilty of dad humor? Is that why you are getting so defensive?
I'm very sarcastic, but I'm unfamiliar with this "dad" humor you speak of. I'm trying to learn something here.
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