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Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:52 am to Tarik One
Substance vices
Lack of emotional empathy
Rail-thin (some women like it, though)
Unmalleable
MAGA
Active misogynist
Lack of emotional empathy
Rail-thin (some women like it, though)
Unmalleable
MAGA
Active misogynist
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:55 am to Tarik One
Unlike PJ, I am not able to make a woman cum 7 times before we even start having sex..
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:14 pm to Tarik One
I let them know up front and with sincere honesty that I will lick their a-hole on a first date if they want me to.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:32 pm to TigerNlc
quote:
My penis is too big.
I have to wear lifestyles Skyn Large condoms for girth, but I'm working with average length.
It has lead to some hilarious situations.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:38 pm to X123F45
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I have to wear lifestyles Skyn Large condoms for girth, but I'm working with average length.
My understanding is that no American-made condoms actually change width, only length. Which is odd, because you're much more likely to cause a tear from having a cheese wheel than you are a baby's arm.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:41 pm to HempHead
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My understanding is that no American-made condoms actually change width, only length. Which is odd, because you're much more likely to cause a tear from having a cheese wheel than you are a baby's arm.
You have been lied to.
The slimmest are the trojanenz. Then regular Trojans. Then magnums. Then standard lifestyle. Then magnums xl. Then lifestyle large.
There are a lot of variation in crowns ad well.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:41 pm to X123F45
Good thing I don't wear rubbers.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:45 pm to HempHead
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My understanding is that no American-made condoms actually change width, only length
bullshite. I tried wearing a regular condom before. I couldn't get it on. It was cutting the circulation off.
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:47 pm to Godfather1
quote:
my small penis combined with oversized balls
quote:
Huh. Thought I was the only one with this problem.
you are not alone...but seriously...my kids would likely be a turnoff to long term stuff with a female..
but im happily married to a wife that loves goat nuts...so I don't sweat it too much
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:05 pm to shiftworker
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I'm very sarcastic, but I'm unfamiliar with this "Dad" humor you speak of.
Dad humor is out dated humor, whether it is sarcasm or something else. The thing about sarcasm is it doesnt require any originality, cleverness, or creativity. So a lot of people use it in hopes of being a funny a-hole. The thing is, so many people have been around sarcastic people, mostly of "Dad age", and its lost its touch.
So if girls dont laugh, its not because youre being a joking a-hole, its because they've heard it all before.
I'll give one more example. Someone asks you where something is, you reply "if it was up your arse you'd know".
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 1:06 pm
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