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re: What are some things about you that may be a turnoff to women?

Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:34 am to
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:34 am to
Models hit on me all the time. That often makes other women insecure and/or annoyed.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55520 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:52 am to
Substance vices
Lack of emotional empathy
Rail-thin (some women like it, though)
Unmalleable
MAGA
Active misogynist
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114069 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:55 am to
Unlike PJ, I am not able to make a woman cum 7 times before we even start having sex..
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13622 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:14 pm to
I let them know up front and with sincere honesty that I will lick their a-hole on a first date if they want me to.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27499 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:32 pm to
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My penis is too big.




I have to wear lifestyles Skyn Large condoms for girth, but I'm working with average length.

It has lead to some hilarious situations.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55520 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:38 pm to
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I have to wear lifestyles Skyn Large condoms for girth, but I'm working with average length.



My understanding is that no American-made condoms actually change width, only length. Which is odd, because you're much more likely to cause a tear from having a cheese wheel than you are a baby's arm.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27499 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:41 pm to
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My understanding is that no American-made condoms actually change width, only length. Which is odd, because you're much more likely to cause a tear from having a cheese wheel than you are a baby's arm.



You have been lied to.

The slimmest are the trojanenz. Then regular Trojans. Then magnums. Then standard lifestyle. Then magnums xl. Then lifestyle large.

There are a lot of variation in crowns ad well.

Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55520 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:41 pm to
Good thing I don't wear rubbers.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17035 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

My understanding is that no American-made condoms actually change width, only length



bullshite. I tried wearing a regular condom before. I couldn't get it on. It was cutting the circulation off.
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 12:47 pm to
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my small penis combined with oversized balls


quote:

Huh. Thought I was the only one with this problem.



you are not alone...but seriously...my kids would likely be a turnoff to long term stuff with a female..

but im happily married to a wife that loves goat nuts...so I don't sweat it too much
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 1:05 pm to
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I'm very sarcastic, but I'm unfamiliar with this "Dad" humor you speak of.


Dad humor is out dated humor, whether it is sarcasm or something else. The thing about sarcasm is it doesnt require any originality, cleverness, or creativity. So a lot of people use it in hopes of being a funny a-hole. The thing is, so many people have been around sarcastic people, mostly of "Dad age", and its lost its touch.

So if girls dont laugh, its not because youre being a joking a-hole, its because they've heard it all before.

I'll give one more example. Someone asks you where something is, you reply "if it was up your arse you'd know".
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 1:06 pm
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