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We are like twins having a conversation in the womb

Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:27 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:27 pm
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In a mother’s womb were two babies.One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?”The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.”
“Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What kind of life would that be?”

The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we can’t understand now.”

The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is impossible. And eating with our mouths? Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is so short. Life after delivery is to be logically excluded.”

The second insisted, “Well I think there is something and maybe it’s different than it is here. Maybe we won’t need this physical cord anymore.”

The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover if there is life, then why has no one has ever come back from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the after-delivery there is nothing but darkness and silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.”

“Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but certainly we will meet Mother and she will take care of us.”

The first replied “Mother? You actually believe in Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then where is She now?”

The second said, “She is all around us. We are surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that we live. Without Her this world would not and could not exist.”

Said the first: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only logical that She doesn’t exist.”

To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when you’re in silence and you focus and you really listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.”


This is not a religion thread*, but a discussion on the possibilities of what may happen in death. What do you think? Are we being prepped for a higher existence?

















*Checkmate atheist
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:28 pm to
Didn't read.

Downvote.
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:30 pm to
Is a cabbage?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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65655 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:30 pm to
Wow, those ants there on the floor are so tiny that they look like ants!

This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 12:33 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:31 pm to
When Jesus died on the cross, that was God getting an abortion?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:33 pm to
So do the babies grab the dick that mom is railing?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57305 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:33 pm to
I guess if you lack reading comprehension
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:36 pm to
I read it, and got it.
Posted by Grouper Picatta
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Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:44 pm to
Did the 1st kid die at birth? Story would be a lot cooler if he did. Transgender even better
This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 1:06 pm
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

This is not a religion thread*
quote:

*Checkmate atheist



yet that is what you want it to be. Also, a parable does mean you've made some boss checkmate move. Moron.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56322 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:55 pm to
Is this a Game of Thrones thread?
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20381 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:56 pm to
The mother was the surgeon.
Posted by DosManos
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 1:11 pm to
I actually like this. Interesting angle.
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

I actually like this. Interesting angle.

Posted by TheDudewithoutaRug
Member since Jan 2015
73 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:31 pm to
Thank you for posting this. Very interesting to look at something in a perspective such as this.
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