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Was the Koolaid Man a terrorist?

Posted on 2/24/17 at 2:27 am
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 2:27 am
1) If not, why do you think there was a decline in Koolaid Man in Koolaid commercials after 9/11, when Koolaid is stocked on shelves to this day?

2) Or is that just a coincidince in timing? And instead they had to save on costs. Destroying walls is expensive.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 2:32 am to
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Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 2:32 am to
Precisely!
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 2:32 am to
Don't forget he was one of the masterminds of the Jonestown massacre.
Posted by Pectus
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 2:33 am to
Yes, that is absolutely correct!
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 2:35 am to
Dem fools said get down to the tent Jim's handing out free kool-aid.
This post was edited on 2/24/17 at 2:47 am
Posted by Fat and Happy
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 3:09 am to
It is pretty teroristy now that you mention it.
Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 3:31 am to
quote:

Destroying walls is expensive.


At the very least, he is a real a-hole. How do you explain this to the insurance company when trying to repair that wall.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 5:17 am to
Koolaid man made an appearance at a local grocery store back in the 1970's to promote Kool aid. Everyone at school got a T-shirt and a head band. The young ladies in high school were looking especially kool and perky wearing those t-shirts.

The next Friday we had a party and mixed vodka with kool aid and the ladies looked mighty fine in those t-shirts, Ooooh yeah!

Thank you kool aid man for the best high school days of my life.
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 5:21 am to
Did Randy "Macho Man" Savage steal Kool Aid man's "Oh Yeah"?
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 5:46 am to
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He burst through walls, but he's made of glass, his body would shatter, he's obviously using some sort of explosive




Wrong. Occam's razor would deduce that his body is not made of glass, but rather some transparent space alloy, suggesting that he is a visitor from another realm come to enslave our population with fruity diabetes.
Posted by theronswanson
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 6:21 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 6:30 am to
Everyone knows that Kool-Aid can't melt steel beams.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 6:52 am to
quote:

He burst through walls, but he's made of glass, his body would shatter


The glass of his body looks about 4-5 inches thick. It's clearly Tempered glass as well. That good easily go through drywall and even wooden framing.
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 2/24/17 at 6:53 am to
InB4"Food and drink board"
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 6:56 am to
If you record his "Oh Yeah", slow it down, and reverse it, you get "Allahu Ackbar".

It is obscene!
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6260 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:02 am to
Furthermore, he reinforces a violent, male-centric society, where violence is acceptable if you're white. No one would be happy with a PoC destroying walls and demonstrating violent behavior.
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3015 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:04 am to
He is more of a home invasion type of guy. If you see a red packet in front of your doorstep, you house has been marked.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:04 am to
quote:

No one would be happy with a PoC destroying walls and demonstrating violent behavior.
You whites don't get to claim the Koolaid man! He is a PoC! He is also a minority!

Hell, he is the ultimate minority. There is only one Koolaid man left. The white man probably hunted his species to extinction.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6260 posts
Posted on 2/24/17 at 7:11 am to
quote:

You whites don't get to claim the Koolaid man! He is a PoC! He is also a minority!



His voice clearly shows vocal patterns and enunciation indicative of Western European descent. Children would never be tools for socializing an angry black man.
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