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Vasectomy...what was your experience like?

Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:45 pm
Posted by tider04
North Carolina
Member since Oct 2007
5606 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:45 pm
How have things been since? Normal in the bedroom, etc?
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40785 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:48 pm to
I was about to get one, then i watched a youtube video of it. Now i am terrified
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:48 pm to
Schedule the surgery on a Thursday during college football season... take pain meds, ice your nuts, eat good food, and enjoy a weekend of college football "recovering"
Posted by phil good
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1540 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:48 pm to
Haven't had any trouble. Procedure wasn't bad either.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:50 pm to
I haven't had a vasectomy because I'm not livestock.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12365 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:51 pm to
Kracka, you pussy.


Life was better after. Lack of worries and wife not on the pill is great. Everything works as it should, sometimes a little better.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23370 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:51 pm to
Terrible right nut pain for five days
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:52 pm to
Nothing different. Had some pain that lasted a while longer than I thought it would but eventually it went away
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:53 pm to
I honestly don't remember shite. I did it during March madness my balls were a little sore for a day or two. I rode that shite for at least 3 with the wife. Had to jerk off in a cup to make sure it worked. Actually it really wasn't bad. I might do it again for three days off of work.
This post was edited on 6/29/17 at 10:56 pm
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41177 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:55 pm to
I didn't do it, because everyone before me got had prostate issues.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28898 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:56 pm to
You can become the optimal lover once the pregnancy fears are gone.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17047 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:57 pm to
Had two cute Hispanic nurse working the jewels and asked if I wanted to make one more baby before the deed. I said naw cut away.




PS when they tell you not to have sex for ten days follow the instructs. I would geaux 12. Just sayin.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166207 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:00 pm to
I let my wife out the kitchen for a few hours for her to get her shite fixed. My gf 4 months preggo though
Posted by Mohican
Member since Nov 2012
6179 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:27 pm to
Sex is just as enjoyable as before, but I don't wake up in night sweats thinking my wife might be pregnant AGAIN. That's one source of anxiety that is no longer, and that's a pretty big deal.

ETA: Procedure was no biggie. Don't rush the recovery.
This post was edited on 6/29/17 at 11:29 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103014 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:28 pm to
Had one in march. It wasn't painless but i got through it with no drugs at all aside from ibuprofen when i got home.

First day don't make any plans. Sit on ice . 2nd day I coached a tee ball game and bounced around the field. End of week one I was totally fine. Sex after about 2 weeks....not exactly painless but doable.

Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75173 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

I haven't had a vasectomy because I'm not livestock.


Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9135 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:47 pm to
quote:

Don't rush the recovery.


Definitely don't rush it. I made that mistake. First couple of days no big deal then I decided to climb some stairs and paid for it. Follow all the instructions to the letter and it will be fine
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66915 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:53 pm to
quote:

I haven't had a vasectomy because I'm not livestock.


Exactly. This is not a procedure to which I would ever consent. I won't judge you guys who got duped into getting one though.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20025 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 12:09 am to
Well, the first nut after the thing healed was fantastic! I noticed volume was lower but did not affect libido nor the act - no rubber weenie nor Peter going to Dublin.

Posted by OnTheGeaux
Har Tavor
Member since Oct 2009
3067 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 12:19 am to
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Vasectomy...what was your experience like?


Military doctor got me all doped up on Ativan prior to my arrival. Ran my mouth in the waiting room asking folks "what they were in for?', I replied with "getting my nuts cut". Dared the doc during the procedure, told him he didn't have a hair on his arse if didn't burn his initials in my scrotum. He declined.

Wife drove me home. Saw these guys dancing in my living room...


went to bed. Woke up to a swift kick to the balls, not really but it felt like it. Ice. Took it easy for a few days. Had a great weekend watching our #14 Tigahs beat Steve Spurrier's #1 Gators

2 weeks later back to normal. 100% in every way,
This post was edited on 6/30/17 at 12:20 am
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