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Vasectomy...what was your experience like?
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:45 pm
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:45 pm
How have things been since? Normal in the bedroom, etc?
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:48 pm to tider04
I was about to get one, then i watched a youtube video of it. Now i am terrified
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:48 pm to tider04
Schedule the surgery on a Thursday during college football season... take pain meds, ice your nuts, eat good food, and enjoy a weekend of college football "recovering"
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:48 pm to tider04
Haven't had any trouble. Procedure wasn't bad either.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:50 pm to tider04
I haven't had a vasectomy because I'm not livestock.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:51 pm to Kracka
Kracka, you pussy.
Life was better after. Lack of worries and wife not on the pill is great. Everything works as it should, sometimes a little better.
Life was better after. Lack of worries and wife not on the pill is great. Everything works as it should, sometimes a little better.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:51 pm to tider04
Terrible right nut pain for five days
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:52 pm to tider04
Nothing different. Had some pain that lasted a while longer than I thought it would but eventually it went away
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:53 pm to tider04
I honestly don't remember shite. I did it during March madness my balls were a little sore for a day or two. I rode that shite for at least 3 with the wife. Had to jerk off in a cup to make sure it worked. Actually it really wasn't bad. I might do it again for three days off of work.
This post was edited on 6/29/17 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:55 pm to tider04
I didn't do it, because everyone before me got had prostate issues.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:56 pm to tider04
You can become the optimal lover once the pregnancy fears are gone.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 10:57 pm to tider04
Had two cute Hispanic nurse working the jewels and asked if I wanted to make one more baby before the deed. I said naw cut away.
PS when they tell you not to have sex for ten days follow the instructs. I would geaux 12. Just sayin.
PS when they tell you not to have sex for ten days follow the instructs. I would geaux 12. Just sayin.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:00 pm to tider04
I let my wife out the kitchen for a few hours for her to get her shite fixed. My gf 4 months preggo though
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:27 pm to tider04
Sex is just as enjoyable as before, but I don't wake up in night sweats thinking my wife might be pregnant AGAIN. That's one source of anxiety that is no longer, and that's a pretty big deal.
ETA: Procedure was no biggie. Don't rush the recovery.
ETA: Procedure was no biggie. Don't rush the recovery.
This post was edited on 6/29/17 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:28 pm to tider04
Had one in march. It wasn't painless but i got through it with no drugs at all aside from ibuprofen when i got home.
First day don't make any plans. Sit on ice . 2nd day I coached a tee ball game and bounced around the field. End of week one I was totally fine. Sex after about 2 weeks....not exactly painless but doable.
First day don't make any plans. Sit on ice . 2nd day I coached a tee ball game and bounced around the field. End of week one I was totally fine. Sex after about 2 weeks....not exactly painless but doable.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:32 pm to weagle99
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I haven't had a vasectomy because I'm not livestock.
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:47 pm to Mohican
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Don't rush the recovery.
Definitely don't rush it. I made that mistake. First couple of days no big deal then I decided to climb some stairs and paid for it. Follow all the instructions to the letter and it will be fine
Posted on 6/29/17 at 11:53 pm to weagle99
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I haven't had a vasectomy because I'm not livestock.
Exactly. This is not a procedure to which I would ever consent. I won't judge you guys who got duped into getting one though.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 12:09 am to tider04
Well, the first nut after the thing healed was fantastic! I noticed volume was lower but did not affect libido nor the act - no rubber weenie nor Peter going to Dublin.
Posted on 6/30/17 at 12:19 am to tider04
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Vasectomy...what was your experience like?
Military doctor got me all doped up on Ativan prior to my arrival. Ran my mouth in the waiting room asking folks "what they were in for?', I replied with "getting my nuts cut". Dared the doc during the procedure, told him he didn't have a hair on his arse if didn't burn his initials in my scrotum. He declined.
Wife drove me home. Saw these guys dancing in my living room...
went to bed. Woke up to a swift kick to the balls, not really but it felt like it. Ice. Took it easy for a few days. Had a great weekend watching our #14 Tigahs beat Steve Spurrier's #1 Gators
2 weeks later back to normal. 100% in every way,
This post was edited on 6/30/17 at 12:20 am
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