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re: Turkey Creek is apparently the worst city in Louisiana

Posted on 4/12/24 at 10:01 pm to
Posted by EST
Investigating
Member since Oct 2003
17817 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 10:01 pm to
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By what metric is Provo bad????


The only thing I can think of is within Provo city limits it's incredibly boring. Very high percentage of Mormons make it that way. But the mountains are right there so you've got a lot of outdoor activities very close by.

Having lived in Utah - the worst city in the state is Vernal.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
1817 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

Birmingham has an orange haired truck driver that kidnaps black womenz and forces them to eat cheese-it’s.


I have no idea if this is true but objectively speaking this is fricking hilarious.
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
40110 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 10:16 pm to
It’s about a girl lying about getting kidnapped

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Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3703 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 10:17 pm to
Missouri should be Poplar Bluff though Jeff City isn’t great
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
5288 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 10:18 pm to
Use to drive through turkey creek on the way to guillorys in pine prairie to get boudin!
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38769 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 10:19 pm to
Is Turkey Creek s city?
Posted by KwoodTiger
Member since Aug 2011
916 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 10:26 pm to
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The only thing I can think of is within Provo city limits it's incredibly boring. Very high percentage of Mormons make it that way.

Live in UT as well. While Provo not our scene due to mentioned reasons, there are certainly worse cities. There some really crap towns on the way down to Moab (Price, etc.).
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
16919 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 10:40 pm to
Clearly they never went to ferriday
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9575 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 10:55 pm to
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There’s a lot worse places than Ardmore, OK.


It's not great but it's doable--the bad part is east of the train tracks. Stay away from there and it's ok.

Hamburger Inn is an old school hamburger diner that serves Oklahoma onion burgers and great breakfast. I highly recommend.
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
5631 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 11:48 pm to
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By what metric is Provo bad?


By what metric are Caldwell, Idaho and Turkey Creek, Louisiana judged the same in any way as Orlando, Florida and Dallas, Texas? ‘‘Tis a silly map.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30001 posts
Posted on 4/12/24 at 11:53 pm to
Now Turkey Creek Lake, on the other hand - over there in Jigger - helluva place. Crappies just jumping in the boat. Gotta wear protective gear.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5096 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 12:11 am to
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Hes apparently never been thru Bastrop.


Yeah, that's a strong argument, there.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30001 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 12:14 am to
May as well just say he’s apparently never been through the rest of the entire state of Louisiana. That’s how this usually works. Not that I necessarily subscribe to that particular notion myself….
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
19429 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 6:55 am to
Taking about Franklin Parish Turkey Creek. That’s not even a town.
Posted by tigerinexile
NYC
Member since Sep 2004
1269 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 6:58 am to
Turkey creek is hardly a city. It’s just a community of red necks and outcast
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10321 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 7:04 am to
How in the hell does Turkey Creek make the list. Did they just throw a dart and see where it landed.
This post was edited on 4/13/24 at 7:05 am
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
9400 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 9:16 am to
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Scranton


That name always made me think of scratching my nuts, long before i knew who Biden was.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17004 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 2:06 pm to
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Turkey Creek is apparently the worst city in Louisiana


Never heard of it

The correct answer is Alexandria tho
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
Geaux Tigahs
Member since Mar 2024
1971 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 2:25 pm to
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Yes, frick Dallas
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48466 posts
Posted on 4/13/24 at 3:26 pm to
I've never even heard of Turkey Creek. It looks like it has 440 people. That's not even big enough to be considered a town imo. We have more people than that in our neighborhood.
This post was edited on 4/13/24 at 3:37 pm
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