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To All the 1%ers Out There and Darth

Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:59 am
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:59 am


Here's the reality








Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37539 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:02 am to
This should go well
Posted by Zoo Crawfish
Member since Jan 2017
539 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:04 am to
Nothing like a good ole TD Easter
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:05 am to
You have a point. Both Jesus and Darth died and resurrected
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37596 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:06 am to
What time did you cut grass this morning? 12am, the very second Jesus rose again?
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
2944 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:08 am to
Member that time Jesus hit someone in the head with a chain because they wore the wrong color robe on the wrong side of the River Jordan?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53842 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:11 am to
They spelled hypocrites incorrectly. Nothing Christian about that.
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:14 am to
Is there something in the club rules or charter that says you CANT be physically fit and a member of the organization?
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27007 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:19 am to
Most important!

Were any innocent boobs harmed in the melee'?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83940 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:19 am to
You're getting too close to the flame, boy. Now is a good time to tone it down before you make a mistake you can't apologize your way out of.
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:23 am to
What kind of person wakes up Easter morning and feels the need to do this?

Couldn't find any puppies to kick?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29176 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:25 am to






Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10936 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:45 am to
Jesus was a lot like 1%er's?

Please direct me to the chapter and verse in the bible where Jesus sold meth, and ran whores?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61290 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:50 am to
quote:

Jesus was a lot like 1%er's?


I mean, he was a carpenter after all. It's not as if that was some lowly trade back in history. A hell of a lot better than a mud piler or grass rancher. A carpenter was like a scientist/engineer probably.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 11:01 am to
Comparing Jesus to a bunch of meth dealing pimps and thieves....on Easter?




And how can Jesus be a 1% when he instructed his followers to follow the law and authority?

quote:

Romans 13:1-7

Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.
2 Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves.
3 For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and you will be commended.
4 For the one in authority is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.
5 Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also as a matter of conscience.
6 This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, who give their full time to governing.
7 Give to everyone what you owe them: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.


Whole lot a wrath being doled out.
This post was edited on 4/16/17 at 11:18 am
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24179 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 11:14 am to
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 11:51 am to
quote:

Is there something in the club rules or charter that says you CANT be physically fit and a member of the organization?


Pretty much maybe Sabdojo can elaborate a bit.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16320 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 12:09 pm to
Jesus wasn't real, he was just an amalgamation of oral stories.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54954 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 12:11 pm to
Red 15
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53020 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 12:15 pm to
I'm a lot like Jesus in that I hang out with whores and fishermen
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