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re: Tips for 60yro just back in the game.

Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
73434 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:00 pm to
I know a couple of old dudes that used to cruise the parents without partners socials, seemed to work for them.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

He's a 60 yro professional


sugardaddy.com of course.

Also might try ashleymadison. Although it caters to the "discreet affair" types they do tend to be older.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124129 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

Excellent question fr33. Looking for a casual relationship or three. And secks. Lots of it. Although he'd never say that.



Best advice I can give is just to go out and TRY. Striking out will be common. Get him some Evolution Peptides and jump back in the game. Eventually he'll find his groove (and their's)
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Get him some Evolution Peptides and jump back in the game.


Is that the shite there was a thread about a while ago? Mega-raging boner supplement?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28164 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:04 pm to
What is his profession?

Professional groups, church, etc


All else fails, Cadillac Café.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Fred Farkle
quote:

I have a friend - really. He's a 60 yro professional. Wife passed two years ago. I am trying to help him move ahead. He is interested in getting out there. But he doesn't know where to start. Any match sites worth trying? I am happily married and no clue on this stuff. And where better than the OT to get dating advice? Am I right?


Tell him that Rock 'N Robin's over there off of Meade Road off of Sherwood by I-12 is where he should start. He won't find high quality, but he will find the right quantity with the right mindset. If you know what I mean.



The reason I say that is because he doesn't need to dive right back in. He just needs a slumpbuster. That joint is PERFECT for that.

Afterwards, you boy needs to get a nice bay-boat or a party barge and start heading out on Saturday's to Friends across Lake Maurepas over in Mandeville. Then head back to Blind River Bar, maybe with a stop off at Canal Bank or Tin Lizzy's. He'll find some bleached out slumpbusters a little younger out that way.

But after that, he needs to start checking the social events on 225 Magazine's website. There are galas, fundraisers, art events, silent auctions and celebrations in Baton Rouge all the time. Tell him to put together a few suits from Brooks Brothers beforehand, and-with the slumpbusters in his back-pocket (and hopefully in his phone in case he strikes out a bit at first), get out and shake your tailfeather as a single, professional gentleman of leisure.

You dress well, keep yourself well-groomed, and project some confidence in those rooms and there are TONS of women of experience and maturity that will flock to you...err...him.

Good luck, brah!
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 2:06 pm
Posted by indytiger
baton rouge/indy
Member since Oct 2004
9833 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:05 pm to
I sincerely doubt a 60 year old would have any luck on tinder.

A few years after my grandma died, my grandpa started going to singles groups, neighborhood functions, basically anything he could find that gets people together. And he cleaned up.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28164 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

Tin Lizzy's. He'll find some bleached out slumpbusters a little younger out that way.

Spot on.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18902 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

Tips for 60yro just back in the game. by HempHeadquote:O rlly? I thought it was a 20 something type site. May have to investigate. Swipes cost nothing, brother. Can't hurt to try. Who knows, you might find some fine young poonan with daddy issues.


As I always say when I walk in a bar, start looking around and someone asks what I am looking for: Girls with low self-esteem and Daddy issues.

Guys laugh and women look at me with disgust. Because they know it is true.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30561 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:13 pm to
anyone that marries or dates him now is just in it for the money. might as well just pay for sex directly if he can still get it up
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
12927 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:13 pm to
Tell him to spend a weekend at the Remington Bar in the St Regis Hotel in Houston. Golden.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124129 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

quote: Get him some Evolution Peptides and jump back in the game.


Is that the shite there was a thread about a while ago? Mega-raging boner supplement?



Put it this way. Last time, on round 3, I knocked out a nuva ring.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21838 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:16 pm to
Give him an HJ.

And by that I mean you should take up masturbating.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53828 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:17 pm to
backpage.c

just buy it.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

Put it this way. Last time, on round 3, I knocked out a nuva ring.




I want to buy this for shits and giggles now. Hopefully cocaine is a cure for priapism.
Posted by LSUBanker
Gonzales, La
Member since Sep 2003
2552 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Ukraine


This!

I have a client in his 60s, has plenty of cash, nice retirement and married a chick from the Ukraine 25 years younger than him.

They good looking and extremely loyal
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17004 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:24 pm to
Tell him to keep a bottle of Viagra and a bank statement in his pocket.
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:31 pm to
Plow mules that do their thing and come back to the barn every evening, working quarter horses or high strung thoroughbreds with "nagging" injuries... Each one fits the bill, with its own challenges. Your, er his, pain tolerance for each should be the guide. Either way, ride 'em hard, put 'em up wet! Good luck farmer, cowboy or jockey!!!
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:38 pm to
Plenty of fish, okcupid and tinder. He'll get plenty of pussy. I know someone that's been on them for a few months and he just recently had to scale it back. It had gotten a little out of control like a couple of women a day out of control.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

I saw a commercial for an older people dating site. Look into that.

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