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re: Tips for 60yro just back in the game.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:00 pm to Fred Farkle
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:00 pm to Fred Farkle
I know a couple of old dudes that used to cruise the parents without partners socials, seemed to work for them.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:01 pm to Fred Farkle
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He's a 60 yro professional
sugardaddy.com of course.
Also might try ashleymadison. Although it caters to the "discreet affair" types they do tend to be older.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:03 pm to Fred Farkle
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Excellent question fr33. Looking for a casual relationship or three. And secks. Lots of it. Although he'd never say that.
Best advice I can give is just to go out and TRY. Striking out will be common. Get him some Evolution Peptides and jump back in the game. Eventually he'll find his groove (and their's)
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:04 pm to fr33manator
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Get him some Evolution Peptides and jump back in the game.
Is that the shite there was a thread about a while ago? Mega-raging boner supplement?
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:04 pm to Fred Farkle
What is his profession?
Professional groups, church, etc
All else fails, Cadillac Café.
Professional groups, church, etc
All else fails, Cadillac Café.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:04 pm to Fred Farkle
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Fred Farkle
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I have a friend - really. He's a 60 yro professional. Wife passed two years ago. I am trying to help him move ahead. He is interested in getting out there. But he doesn't know where to start. Any match sites worth trying? I am happily married and no clue on this stuff. And where better than the OT to get dating advice? Am I right?
Tell him that Rock 'N Robin's over there off of Meade Road off of Sherwood by I-12 is where he should start. He won't find high quality, but he will find the right quantity with the right mindset. If you know what I mean.
The reason I say that is because he doesn't need to dive right back in. He just needs a slumpbuster. That joint is PERFECT for that.
Afterwards, you boy needs to get a nice bay-boat or a party barge and start heading out on Saturday's to Friends across Lake Maurepas over in Mandeville. Then head back to Blind River Bar, maybe with a stop off at Canal Bank or Tin Lizzy's. He'll find some bleached out slumpbusters a little younger out that way.
But after that, he needs to start checking the social events on 225 Magazine's website. There are galas, fundraisers, art events, silent auctions and celebrations in Baton Rouge all the time. Tell him to put together a few suits from Brooks Brothers beforehand, and-with the slumpbusters in his back-pocket (and hopefully in his phone in case he strikes out a bit at first), get out and shake your tailfeather as a single, professional gentleman of leisure.
You dress well, keep yourself well-groomed, and project some confidence in those rooms and there are TONS of women of experience and maturity that will flock to you...err...him.
Good luck, brah!
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:05 pm to Fred Farkle
I sincerely doubt a 60 year old would have any luck on tinder.
A few years after my grandma died, my grandpa started going to singles groups, neighborhood functions, basically anything he could find that gets people together. And he cleaned up.
A few years after my grandma died, my grandpa started going to singles groups, neighborhood functions, basically anything he could find that gets people together. And he cleaned up.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:06 pm to GFunk
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Tin Lizzy's. He'll find some bleached out slumpbusters a little younger out that way.
Spot on.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:12 pm to HempHead
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Tips for 60yro just back in the game. by HempHeadquote:O rlly? I thought it was a 20 something type site. May have to investigate. Swipes cost nothing, brother. Can't hurt to try. Who knows, you might find some fine young poonan with daddy issues.
As I always say when I walk in a bar, start looking around and someone asks what I am looking for: Girls with low self-esteem and Daddy issues.
Guys laugh and women look at me with disgust. Because they know it is true.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:13 pm to Fred Farkle
anyone that marries or dates him now is just in it for the money. might as well just pay for sex directly if he can still get it up
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:13 pm to Fred Farkle
Tell him to spend a weekend at the Remington Bar in the St Regis Hotel in Houston. Golden.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:15 pm to HempHead
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quote: Get him some Evolution Peptides and jump back in the game.
Is that the shite there was a thread about a while ago? Mega-raging boner supplement?
Put it this way. Last time, on round 3, I knocked out a nuva ring.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:16 pm to Fred Farkle
Give him an HJ.
And by that I mean you should take up masturbating.
And by that I mean you should take up masturbating.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:18 pm to fr33manator
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Put it this way. Last time, on round 3, I knocked out a nuva ring.
I want to buy this for shits and giggles now. Hopefully cocaine is a cure for priapism.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:22 pm to Lou Pai
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Ukraine
This!
I have a client in his 60s, has plenty of cash, nice retirement and married a chick from the Ukraine 25 years younger than him.
They good looking and extremely loyal
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:24 pm to Fred Farkle
Tell him to keep a bottle of Viagra and a bank statement in his pocket.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:31 pm to Fred Farkle
Plow mules that do their thing and come back to the barn every evening, working quarter horses or high strung thoroughbreds with "nagging" injuries... Each one fits the bill, with its own challenges. Your, er his, pain tolerance for each should be the guide. Either way, ride 'em hard, put 'em up wet! Good luck farmer, cowboy or jockey!!!
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:38 pm to Fred Farkle
Plenty of fish, okcupid and tinder. He'll get plenty of pussy. I know someone that's been on them for a few months and he just recently had to scale it back. It had gotten a little out of control like a couple of women a day out of control.
Posted on 8/11/15 at 2:43 pm to TigerPox
quote:Types in "commercial for an older people dating site that some random on tigerdroppings knows about" into le Googles...ENTER...
I saw a commercial for an older people dating site. Look into that.
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