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re: This NoFap stuff, is this real life?

Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:11 pm to
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:11 pm to
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lead douche, I see?


Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:12 pm to
the only benefit I could see of nofap would be that I'd have to purchase new socks less often
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33916 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:13 pm to
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motivation to attract a partner because our body thinks we already found one


So if I plan on cheating on my wife I should quit flogging the dolphin for a few weeks?
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:13 pm to
ive never jerked off in a sock. i dont want athletes dick
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:14 pm to
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you seem really defensive about this


I have fapped about 6 times in the last 3 months and Im currently on a 7 day nofap streak, and my life has improved dramatically. I can say from personal experience that nofap has many positive benefits, the greatest is obtaining self control.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160105 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:14 pm to
You gotta use a clean sock and you just use the sock for the finale. Think of the sock as LL's face or lower back.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27373 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:14 pm to
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Turkey_Creek_Tiger

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SPECIAL OLYMPICS CHAMPION

You don't have hands do you? It's OK, we understand you FApHate now.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:14 pm to
dem tities
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:15 pm to
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So if I plan on cheating on my wife I should quit flogging the dolphin for a few weeks?



I dont understand what you are asking
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:15 pm to
I use Brawny - the quicker picker upper.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:15 pm to
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thats not fapping, that is sex
By your own logic it isn't sex. You said it's tricking your body into thinking you had sex, which biologically would be intended for reproduction. So if your partner is "tricking" your body into thinking it had sex, wouldn't that be the same thing?
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160105 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:16 pm to
I always assumed she had small titties.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:16 pm to
socks are never clean unless you microwave them.


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Think of the sock as LL's face or lower back.



i aim for the back dimples
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:16 pm to
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If you think that sex with your wife could improve, then you should give it a try


If not jerking off for a year and eating only yellow vegetables makes it better should I do that as well? Seems people are really self conscious and will do anything for a perceived advantage other than just practicing.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27373 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:16 pm to
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By your own logic it isn't sex. You said it's tricking your body into thinking you had sex, which biologically would be intended for reproduction. So if your partner is "tricking" your body into thinking it had sex, wouldn't that be the same thing?

Exactly, I can surf porn and she can read with her free hand.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33916 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:17 pm to
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If you think that sex with your wife could improve, then you should give it a try

Can you guarantee that my wife will agree to fmf?
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:17 pm to
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and my life has improved dramatically


whatever you gotta tell yourself
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124418 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:17 pm to
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i dont want athletes dick


You'd need to be an athlete first
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:17 pm to
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By your own logic it isn't sex. You said it's tricking your body into thinking you had sex, which biologically would be intended for reproduction. So if your partner is "tricking" your body into thinking it had sex, wouldn't that be the same thing?


No, the goal of nofap isn't to reproduce. It doesn't matter if you have intercourse with your gf or she gives you a hand job, either way you successfully found a girl to provide you with sex.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160105 posts
Posted on 3/30/14 at 11:17 pm to
Hit the back dimple and say "clean yourself up. you disgust me."

That's the best way to finish.
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