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re: Things you've learned the hard way

Posted on 5/10/15 at 9:20 am to
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 9:20 am to
You don't tug on superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56436 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 9:24 am to
Don't ask a woman If she's pregnant.
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 9:26 am to
frog, that's the fact, Jack!
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54231 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 9:26 am to
Not asking a woman with a big belly when she is due.

Beat me to it Frog. I actually did this one time and there wasn't a hole deep enough for me to crawl into.
This post was edited on 5/10/15 at 9:28 am
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56436 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 9:29 am to


ETA. I read it backwards. Saw it happen to a buddy 2 weeks ago. Still laughing at his changing of the subject while her eyes were smoldering.
This post was edited on 5/10/15 at 9:32 am
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54231 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 9:32 am to
quote:

hard lesson


I'm old. My hard is less on nowadays.
Posted by warlock1974
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2015
1704 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 8:48 pm to
That flammable and inflammable mean the same thing!!!
Posted by Good Ole Baw
Member since May 2014
480 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 8:50 pm to
If there is one thing ive learned, its dont be gettin caught sniffin another man's wife's butt.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106707 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

Dont post pics of girls from BR on the OT.


Posted by Monk
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
3660 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 11:41 pm to
Always be leery and extra careful when stuck in a situation with dumb or drunk people.

Never let anyone volunteer you for anything when working offshore.

Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 12:03 am to
Not to post bad things about Alabama in the SECRant and not to post bad things about black people in the O-T Lounge
Posted by gar90
Member since Sep 2009
6064 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 2:05 am to
"Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?" is a bad pickup line.
Posted by TheEnglishman
On the road to Wellville
Member since Mar 2010
3116 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 4:02 am to
Don't frick your ex
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 6:01 am to
Nine times outta ten you're gonna get your arse kicked if you're fricked up and talking shite to someone.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:33 am to
Kids are cockblocks
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5142 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:40 am to
quote:

Never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.


Generalized advice is always best.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40194 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 7:46 am to
quote:

Calling the guy you're lined up against in a football game a "fat pussy" when he's a half foot taller and 50 pounds bigger than you isn't a good idea.


So you were that little punk that lined up against me.
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