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Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:12 pm
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:12 pm
Red beans and rice for dinner and 69ing for sexy time does not work well. Also some people suck at life.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87461 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:13 pm to
You don't learn anything when talking
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4625 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:16 pm to
not to click on every new thread in the OT just because it is there
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:16 pm to
Don't fap with shampoo.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35501 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:20 pm to
quote:

Don't fap with shampoo.

Shampoo is a Fleshlight compared to Neutrogena.
This post was edited on 5/9/15 at 11:21 pm
Posted by WeBeezYoSuperBowl
Trap house
Member since May 2015
988 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:21 pm to
Don't get your pussy where you get your paycheck.

Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16935 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:28 pm to
Don't take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:30 pm to
ex-lax isn't chocolate candy
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68526 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:32 pm to
Calling the guy you're lined up against in a football game a "fat pussy" when he's a half foot taller and 50 pounds bigger than you isn't a good idea.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35214 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:34 pm to
Never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
17995 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:34 pm to
Moving away from home, no matter how much you dislike it at the time, does not solve any of your problems
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20901 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:37 pm to
Crawfish hands+sexy time= unforgettable spicyness.
Posted by jeffturnright
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
453 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:40 pm to
Try cutting up habaneros and then taking a piss.
Posted by Layabout
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
11082 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

Don't get your pussy where you get your paycheck.


Metaphors say it better.

Don't get your meat where you get your potatoes.

Don't dip your pen in the company ink.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35501 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:47 pm to
Stay in school. College sucks in your 30's.
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
2866 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

Posted by Layabout on 5/9/15 at 11:45 pm to WeBeezYoSuperBowl quote: Don't get your pussy where you get your paycheck. Metaphors say it better. Don't get your meat where you get your potatoes. Don't dip your pen in the company ink.


Don't get your money and your honey from the same pot.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:49 pm to
What about baby shampoo?
Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
970 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:50 pm to
Don't whizz on the electric fence
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63407 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:51 pm to
I want to see if this outlasts my booger thread.

Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:51 pm to
Never give a blind dog a chance to bite you.It will.

Don't take a Qualude when you're coming down with the Flu.
This post was edited on 5/9/15 at 11:55 pm
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