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Posted on 1/20/14 at 6:01 pm to lsunurse
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Walk around half naked around the house when there is no way sex will happen.
Mine goes full nude around the house for no good reason for like a full half hour before she intends to shower or while she's changing
Posted on 1/20/14 at 6:02 pm to lsunurse
Dental work + period.... Mud or blood. Your choice.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 6:03 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Mine goes full nude around the house for no good reason for like a full half hour before she intends to shower or while she's changing
guess you don't have kids
Posted on 1/20/14 at 6:04 pm to RBWilliams8
When she gets in one of the modes, I say, "what ever"
That is as close as saying Screw it.
That is as close as saying Screw it.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 6:05 pm to yellowfin
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guess you don't have kids
Nope. That'd be awkward
Posted on 1/20/14 at 6:06 pm to RBWilliams8
Whatever I can think oft at any given moment
Posted on 1/20/14 at 6:11 pm to RBWilliams8
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Women don't wash their hair every day from what in told. Must be like an every other wash type shampoo.
I get that, but $40 for 10 oz of shampoo. C'mon man
Posted on 1/20/14 at 6:19 pm to Cajun Invasion
quote:i do this too and she tries to bite me but can't.
When she yawns I like to stick my finger in her mouth and tickle her palette. pisses her off.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 6:31 pm to MSTiger33
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I get that, but $40 for 10 oz of shampoo. C'mon man
shite is more expensive than that, I see 100 dollar charges to aveda like 2-3 times a month on my cc
Posted on 1/20/14 at 7:12 pm to RBWilliams8
Fart loudly.
Speak in sentences that are only one word repeated over and over, frequently changing the inflection of the word as if it is a different word, sometimes even raising pitch at the end to signify a question. She actually has gotten to where she can understand what I mean usually, which isn't very hard, seeing as the entire sentence uses the main idea word. She's what I would call 'smart' now.
Oh, and singing everything I say to the tune of a song until she can guess the name or join in. Then it becomes no longer fun.
After this thread, I know what I'm doing the next time she yawns and I am close to her.
Speak in sentences that are only one word repeated over and over, frequently changing the inflection of the word as if it is a different word, sometimes even raising pitch at the end to signify a question. She actually has gotten to where she can understand what I mean usually, which isn't very hard, seeing as the entire sentence uses the main idea word. She's what I would call 'smart' now.
Oh, and singing everything I say to the tune of a song until she can guess the name or join in. Then it becomes no longer fun.
After this thread, I know what I'm doing the next time she yawns and I am close to her.
This post was edited on 1/20/14 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 1/20/14 at 7:14 pm to djangochained
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shite is more expensive than that, I see 100 dollar charges to aveda like 2-3 times a month on my cc
She is buying more than shampoo there I promise you.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 7:18 pm to Hopeful Doc
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singing everything I say to the tune of a song until she can guess the name or join in.
I will be doing this later
Posted on 1/20/14 at 7:18 pm to Breesus
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for example today i asked her why rappers always brag about drinking crystal (pronounced as Cristal champagne) hot sauce. maybe its because they spit hot fire
You are a hoot
Posted on 1/20/14 at 7:20 pm to RBWilliams8
I thought of another one he does.
Mixing his pre workout stuff in a glass with a metal spoon. I cannot STAND that sound of mixing something in a glass like that. For some reason it is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
He totally knows this and right before he left for the gym I was in the kitchen cooking and he totally did it while smiling at me the entire time.
Mixing his pre workout stuff in a glass with a metal spoon. I cannot STAND that sound of mixing something in a glass like that. For some reason it is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
He totally knows this and right before he left for the gym I was in the kitchen cooking and he totally did it while smiling at me the entire time.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 7:21 pm to RBWilliams8
my SO graduated from UGA so any time we text and I have to use a word like so, go, no, know, blow etc....a eaux ends every word. It doesn't sound like much but she hates that shite
Posted on 1/20/14 at 7:26 pm to coachLSU
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for example today i asked her why rappers always brag about drinking crystal (pronounced as Cristal champagne) hot sauce. maybe its because they spit hot fire
You are a hoot
I try to make the stupidest cheesiest jokes i can. She hates it. I do that all the time.
ETA:
I also like to pronounce things incorrectly in a fake foreign accent.
This post was edited on 1/20/14 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 1/20/14 at 7:27 pm to lsunurse
quote:you are a terrible person
Walk around half naked around the house when there is no way sex will happen.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 7:32 pm to RBWilliams8
Exist 
I do a lot to bug her, mostly in jest. She does the same to me. We're best friends so it works out alright.
I do a lot to bug her, mostly in jest. She does the same to me. We're best friends so it works out alright.
Posted on 1/20/14 at 7:37 pm to lsunurse
Nurse do you give good blowies?
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