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Posted on 4/9/15 at 6:51 pm to
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10173 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 6:51 pm to
".. he is the father of my child."
"No, sweetie, we will eat as a family when your father gets home."
"Sure, honey, I want you to spend time with your friends, without me around."
"I trust my husband."
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50248 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

"Going to get my hair did"

waaaaaat?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

"I can't even"


fify
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98175 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:02 pm to
"She was my pledge sister in KD, but I've never been able to stand her."

I've actually heard that one.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:02 pm to
"Don't touch me"
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:06 pm to
"I've only done this with one other guy."
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:08 pm to
It was the dog, I swear.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54499 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:13 pm to
Has "Whatcha thinking about?"been mentioned?

Love when DA white womenz ask me this

Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by Meep
Member since Apr 2015
124 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

Things White Women Say...


I have a BF.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:26 pm to
In case it hasn't been said..

"I don't usually do this on the first night"
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16859 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

"I could eat wherever"

"Uh, not that place"



This. At least once a week.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16193 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:29 pm to
"I LOVE football" then proceeds to talk to other girls and play with her phone for most of the game.

Do you think ___(insert girl in the room's name)____ is cute?

How many beers are you going to drink? ( in a judgmental tone)
This post was edited on 4/9/15 at 7:30 pm
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50740 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:37 pm to
Not in my face
Posted by northLAgoomba
The Cooper Road, Ratchet City, LA
Member since Nov 2009
3790 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:44 pm to
"Want me to use lotion?"
Posted by 70739tigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
1367 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:48 pm to
Ive never tried BBC....and you believe her.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36674 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

"It's fine."


Yikes. Scariest phrase there is.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 7:58 pm to
"Well, if I were you/her, I would....."
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40116 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

Things White Women Say...


Man: Whats wrong?
White woman: nothing
Man: ok then
woman: why are you being an arse

Man: What do you want to eat?
Woman: IDK, you pick
Man: option A
woman: no
man: option B
woman no
repeat until you reach option z

Man: Why are you upset
woman: Susan said a county thing and that got me to thinking blah blah blah (who actually listens to these stories anyway)
man: can I give you some advice
woman: no f***k off a-hole
woman: will you bring me a diet coke sweetie?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28140 posts
Posted on 4/9/15 at 8:12 pm to
I got nothing.

I'm not real big on listening to women.
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