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The universe is dying

Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:37 am
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:37 am
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Astronomers studying more than 200,000 galaxies have measured the energy generated within a large portion of space more precisely than ever before. This represents the most comprehensive assessment of the energy output of the nearby Universe. They confirm that the energy produced in a section of the Universe today is only about half what it was two billion years ago and find that this fading is occurring across all wavelengths from the ultraviolet to the far infrared. The Universe is slowly dying.

"The Universe will decline from here on in, sliding gently into old age. The Universe has basically sat down on the sofa, pulled up a blanket and is about to nod off for an eternal doze," concludes Simon Driver.



LINK
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:39 am to
See, this is what happens when you roll out universal health care
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:40 am to
Good, the universe was fricking stupid.
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6463 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:40 am to
Entropy has been known about for a long time now.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:40 am to
God wouldn't let the universe die, because He would die right?
Posted by LOL
Member since Jun 2015
401 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:41 am to
I've been dying since I was born
Posted by ell_13
Member since Apr 2013
85067 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:41 am to
Duh
Posted by Jakesonaplane
Denver
Member since Nov 2010
7129 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:41 am to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:42 am to
So we can measure the universe's energy expenditure at some point in time in the past, and somehow measure the universe's energy expenditure billions of years before that?

I call bullshite.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:42 am to
Heat death is kind of an inevitability with the Second Law of Thermodynamics being what it is, assuming the universe is a closed system.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:42 am to
quote:

Entropy has been known about for a long time now.


you'd be surprised how many people don't understand entropy
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53841 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:42 am to
I wish it would hurry up and keel. This earth has become a shitty place to be.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:43 am to
quote:

God wouldn't let the universe die, because He would die right?


Nah, he would just have more room to make another universe. Hopefully next time he makes one that doesn't suck.
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1737 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:43 am to
So...How long do we have?
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4776 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:43 am to
Al Gore will save us
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:43 am to
quote:

assuming the universe is a closed system.




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Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Heat death is kind of an inevitability with the Second Law of Thermodynamics being what it is, assuming the universe is a closed system.



You sound really smart. How many times have you read the Iliad?
Posted by Clockwatcher68
Youngsville
Member since May 2006
6907 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:46 am to
quote:

"The Universe will decline from here on in, sliding gently into old age. The Universe has basically sat down on the sofa, pulled up a blanket and is about to nod off for an eternal doze," concludes Simon Driver.


It's probably watching a Walking Dead marathon.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27614 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:47 am to
I thought it was pretty well known that within one hundred trillion years, the entirety of the universe would be completely dead: devoid of all light, energy, and life. It's a pretty sobering thought if you dwell on it.

Do you even futuretimeline.net, bro?

Start here and read down.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 8:48 am
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:47 am to
I wonder how long until Al Gore makes a movie and starts coming up with ways to tax us for this.
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