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The Onion going after LSU...
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:53 pm
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:53 pm
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BATON ROUGE, LA—Saying that they hope to make traveling to and from football games more convenient and enjoyable, officials from the LSU athletic department announced Friday that the university will now offer a round-trip stadium shuttle bus to transport Tigers fans back to the woods. “Beginning this Saturday, for just $2 a ticket, fans can use our new Tiger Bus to ride directly from the bushlands to the game and back,” said LSU spokesman Michael Bonnette, adding that, beginning six hours before kickoff, fans can catch the bus at any of the numerous stops it will make at various ravines, forest clearings, and swamps near Baton Rouge, while return trips to the remote wilderness will begin at the start of the game’s fourth quarter. “The Tiger Bus is the perfect way to skip the hassle of the parking lot, and helps ensure that all of our fans get back to the far reaches of the forest safely. Shuttles will depart every 15 minutes in order to avoid overcrowding, though the last bus to the backwoods leaves approximately three hours after the game ends, so fans who miss that will have to find other means to return to their tents.” Bonnette added that the athletic department also plans on designating a section of the stadium parking lot for those traveling in on fanboats.
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:55 pm to Horsemeat
Will leave at halftime to beat the traffic
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:55 pm to Horsemeat
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while return trips to the remote wilderness will begin at the start of the game’s fourth quarter
people will be mad when they can't go home at halftime
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:55 pm to Horsemeat
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ravines
only issue i have with the article. where are you going to find a ravine within bus distance of campus?
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:07 pm to SabiDojo
Agreed. This was some weak sauce.
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:11 pm to Horsemeat
It that picture from endore?
Edit: third moon of endore
Edit: third moon of endore
This post was edited on 9/18/15 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:12 pm to Horsemeat
I enjoy most of the redneck or "country baw" jokes about LSU but this was retarded
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:12 pm to Horsemeat
Could have been funny but they didn't even try.
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:13 pm to Horsemeat
That was incredibly lame.
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:17 pm to Horsemeat
Funny idea. Poorly executed.
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:30 pm to Horsemeat
It's weird that Louisiana landscape is perceived as something akin to Endor.
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:34 pm to ILikeLSUToo
West Virginia would have worked much better
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:34 pm to ILikeLSUToo
see my post.
Third moon of endor
Third moon of endor
Posted on 9/18/15 at 3:36 pm to Horsemeat
They lost me at the word "forest". I've never heard that word used to reference woods in La.
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