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re: Tell me all about your vasectomy

Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:51 pm to
Posted by slaphappy
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2005
2340 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:51 pm to
Frozen peas
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41660 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:52 pm to
You don’t want to know my experience yet. Go get yours then ask me and I’ll tell you.
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
680 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:57 pm to
Actual procedure is nothing. Virtually painless. Had it done on a Friday. Laid up in recliner all weekend with cold pack on my nuts. Sore but not too bad. Went back to work Monday and did too much walking around and was pretty sore for next several days. After a week felt back 100%.

Honestly wouldn’t even hesitate a second about doing it. Best $400 I ever spent.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13943 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:58 pm to
They cut out your balls and put them in a jar of formaldehyde.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15561 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:09 pm to
Imagine castrating yourself instead of just taking trt
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2020
1146 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:19 pm to
Easy peazy.

Had mine done by a Vet friend.
It's a stupid easy procedure.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
3969 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:22 pm to
Ever had a root canal? Same thing but in your balls.

Seriously, I’ve had shoes that hurt worse. Relax.
Posted by Trapped in time
Member since Mar 2023
131 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:34 pm to
You feel a pin prick and that’s about it.

Sat around the house for day or two to be cautious, but honestly felt like I could have moved around normally.
Posted by jdaute2
lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2012
1776 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:38 pm to
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Had sex either the day of or next day lol. I had to know it still worked the same, which it does . Wolves


They’re pretty adamant about not doing this for at least week so I wouldn’t advise it. Mine was a breeze. Stay off your feet for a couple days and don’t strain for about a week. Minimal pain the entire time. Jock-strap is your best friend the first couple weeks after, especially when exercising.
Posted by PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
Member since Dec 2023
713 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:39 pm to
Did it without anesthesia. The numbing shots to the balls hurt like a mofo and I def yelled but it was a quick procedure. My insurance for whatever reason said my doc was in network but his surgery suite wasn’t. So I had to do it in a normal patient room, was gorilla style and probably did not help.


The difference between pain for a week and for months is wearing compression underwear. Do that for at least a week and you’ll be good unless your doc screwed up.

You will be asking yourself why you didn’t do it sooner once it’s over and you are back in biz.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
1183 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:39 pm to
Just make sure you have a few pack of frozen peas in the freezer ready to use.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53061 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:40 pm to
My friend is a dr and he calls it a gasectomy because it makes dudes switch teams
Posted by HeadyMurphey
Los Santos
Member since Jan 2008
17187 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:54 pm to
Done on a Friday, shot in the balls, which I didn't feel. Wife watched the process, I stared at the ceiling. Frozen peas and football all weekend. Monday was good to go
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4192 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:55 pm to
Knife slipped and cut my dick clean off. I’m now a post op tranny but not by choice
This post was edited on 12/29/23 at 10:34 pm
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
6446 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:56 pm to
Sore for 1 day. Nothing I couldn't handle if I had to go do something
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
6446 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:01 pm to
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Was put to sleep. Thank god cause the surgery nurse was a smoke show. Would’ve probably popped a woody no doubt if not sleeping.


Put to sleep, what a pyssy. Me and Doctor Dr Oubre talked the whole time about boiling crawfish and LSU. There was an older overweight black woman so there was no chance for popping a boner. She probably seen 5000 wangers so I felt no shame
This post was edited on 12/29/23 at 10:02 pm
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
6446 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:06 pm to
And they tape your Weiner to your stomach which is strange
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:15 pm to
I think 3 days is reasonable
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
2866 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:53 pm to
A few days after I was able to enjoy other females without the concern of pregnancy. Crabs were a bitch but no kids
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
1629 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:00 pm to
piece of cake, in fact I asked the Dr. to prop me up so I could watch the procedure

Follow the post-op procedures to the letter and take it easy for a couple days.

Very important: Make damn sure to do your follow up labs and don't just assume you're shooting blanks until you get two negative lab results. I used to work with a guy whose wife got pregnant right after his procedure and he was in the process of filing for divorce; turned out he was still firing live ammo.
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