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Ted Cruz lookalike (female) from Mississippi will do short adult film for $10K.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:12 pm
This story is awful on so many levels. LOLOL!
story just goes downhill from there but admins say keep it to 3 paragraphs.... I mean... come ON MISSISSIPPI!!! WTF???
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Last Sunday, Searcy Hayes was an unknown 21-year-old from Natchez, Mississippi.
By Monday night, she was a viral sensation after viewers of the Maury Povich show decided she was the female doppelganger of Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz.
Hayes went on the show after her fiance, 25-year-old Freddie Green, accused her of cheating on him. All was resolved in typical Maury fashion when she passed a lie detector test and DNA results showed her 3-month-old son was Green’s.
story just goes downhill from there but admins say keep it to 3 paragraphs.... I mean... come ON MISSISSIPPI!!! WTF???
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:13 pm to LSU1NSEC
Queer
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:13 pm to LSU1NSEC
1,2
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:15 pm to LSU1NSEC
I'm not going to watch it.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:15 pm to LSU1NSEC
she should pee in the men's room
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:17 pm to LSU1NSEC
Someone said that they should have a Donald lookalike boink her.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:19 pm to LSU1NSEC
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come ON MISSISSIPPI!!! WTF???
She's from Natchez. They identify as part of Louisiana.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:19 pm to LSU1NSEC
An ugly chick in an amateur porn vid...we need more of this 
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:20 pm to LSU1NSEC
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“We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married,” he says. “I never had anyone say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape.’”
Get a new s10 and pay off the single wide, not a bad idea
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:22 pm to LigerFan
So much Mississippi comedy gold in this article. She didn't know who Cruz was or if he was President.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:38 pm to LSU1NSEC
2,1
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:39 pm to LSU1NSEC
I hate to be mean and I don't like to bash other people about their looks but I think Ted Cruz is real ugly.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:43 pm to LSU1NSEC
21? She looks 41
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:45 pm to LSU1NSEC
She looks like JC in drag
Posted on 4/23/16 at 9:53 pm to LSU1NSEC
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“I’m fine with it because everything is going to support my family,” she said. “I want to get my son whatever he wants.”
Except if all he wants is a mom who didn't release a sex tape.
Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:48 pm to LSU1NSEC
With professional makeup, she's an IRL 2. Sad.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 1:01 am to LSU1NSEC
Not gonna lie, I'll watch.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 3:22 am to Bestbank Tiger
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She's from Natchez. They identify as part of Louisiana.
Well, send a letter to Natchez, Louisiana and it will end up 13 miles south of Natchitoches, Louisiana.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 3:27 am to LSU1NSEC
Your post would be much more interesting if she looked anything like Cruz.
Posted on 4/24/16 at 6:39 am to LSU1NSEC
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Searcy Hayes
I swear, this naming nonsense needs to stop.
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