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re: Taking my daughter to her first concert
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:27 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:27 pm to fr33manator
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That just doesn't flow.
Try Betty
Damn you're picky....
No need to get your panties all up in your crack, Bettyboy. That better?
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Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:27 pm to Wtodd
There's going to be a a shite load of perky and bouncy titts all around him. He's going to touch himself a lot that night, come home wanting to get some sex and wife is going to figure out that shite quick
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:28 pm to Chad504boy
quote:at our age i'm sure that's what she's hoping
There's going to be a a shite load of perky and bouncy titts all around him. He's going to touch himself a lot that night, come home wanting to get some sex and wife is going to figure out that shite quick
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:30 pm to Chad504boy
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There's going to be a a shite load of perky and bouncy titts all around him. He's going to touch himself a lot that night, come home wanting to get some sex and wife is going to figure out that shite quick
Uhhhh, if I had to guess I'd say the age of her average fan is somewhere between 10 and 14.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:31 pm to Darth_Vader
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Uhhhh, if I had to guess I'd say the age of her average fan is somewhere between 10 and 14.
I bet there are HUNDREDS/THOUSANDS of "midlife crisis milf's wanting a second chance at youth so they become uber sluts" at her concerts.
This post was edited on 9/11/14 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:32 pm to Darth_Vader
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Uhhhh, if I had to guess I'd say the age of her average fan is somewhere between 10 and 14.
you sound like you've never been to a pop star concert.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:33 pm to SabiDojo
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I bet there are HUNDREDS of "midlife crisis milf's wanting a second chance at youth so they become uber sluts" at her concerts.
Good point. Their tits might have passed the perky and bouncy stage back around Y2K, but they make up for it is willingness and desperation.
This post was edited on 9/11/14 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:33 pm to Artie Rome
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Wait, when she talks about big balloons she's talking about her huge tits?!!? My kids love that song!!!
Well, yeah...
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:34 pm to Chad504boy
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you sound like you've never been to a pop star concert.
Look up.... Way up.....
See that little speck really really high up in the sky.
Yeah, that's the joke.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:36 pm to LSUBoo
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If you think birthday suits and big balloons are appropriate, then go for it.
Oh don't be such a prude, Boo. My kids from 5 to 11 LOVE Katy Perry. Would be a fun concert for a kid.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:37 pm to mikelbr
I'm sure it would be, all the sexual innuendo probably goes right over their head.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:41 pm to LSUBoo
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I'm sure it would be, all the sexual innuendo probably goes right over their head.
It does. My oldest doesn't even get half that shite in pop music until some dirty kid in school explains some shite to her. I'm like "Why little mini mikels in school gotta be corrupting my good kid?"
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:48 pm to meauxjeaux2
Not sure about the music, but dem titties doe
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:51 pm to Darth_Vader
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Look up.... Way up.....
See that little speck really really high up in the sky.
Yeah, that's the joke.
yet nobody laughed. look down, way down... see that speck..... that's your pecker.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 1:56 pm to Chad504boy
Go to Trans Siberian Orchestra instead.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 2:01 pm to mikelbr
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Oh don't be such a prude, Boo. My kids from 5 to 11 LOVE Katy Perry. Would be a fun concert for a kid.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 2:01 pm to Chad504boy
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yet nobody laughed. look down, way down... see that speck..... that's your pecker.
That's your* comeback?
* (oops)
This post was edited on 9/11/14 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 9/11/14 at 2:03 pm to Darth_Vader
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That's you're comeback?
oh darth wear art thow
Posted on 9/11/14 at 2:06 pm to Chad504boy
Still doesn't cover up the lame comeback you tried.
Posted on 9/11/14 at 2:07 pm to Darth_Vader
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Still doesn't cover up the lame comeback you tried.
my comeback was fabulous. your joke was pretty terrible.
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