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Stupidest place you've ever misplaced something

Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:25 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:25 pm
I have spent several hours today looking for my glasses. I always put them on the table next to my bed. But they weren't there this morning! And they weren't there when I returned home from work. I crawled under my bed looking for them. I checked random places all over.

Just found them. I had placed them on a box of tissue paper on the table and they had fallen in the box. :(

I dated a girl who lost her car keys for 3 days because she had put them in the refrigerator with the groceries.

My dad thinks he lost his glasses all the time when they're on his forehead.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:26 pm to
Misplaced my bone in your mom's butthole once.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:26 pm to
My pocket.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21909 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:27 pm to
I lost my phone and I was talking on it.
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6534 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:27 pm to
I once misplaced my attention on this post.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29215 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

I have spent several hours today looking for my glasses. I always put them on the table next to my bed. But they weren't there this morning! And they weren't there when I returned home from work. I crawled under my bed looking for them. I checked random places all over.

Just found them. I had placed them on a box of tissue paper on the table and they had fallen in the box. :(

I dated a girl who lost her car keys for 3 days because she had put them in the refrigerator with the groceries.

My dad thinks he lost his glasses all the time when they're on his forehead.


Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:28 pm to
I mailed my niece and nephew my tv remote in the box that I put their Christmas gifts in last year.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19245 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:30 pm to
Me and a bunch of drunk dudes went to our fishing camp one night, ran out of beer so we had to make a run.

We searched for the keys for 3 hours and then found them hanging in the trunk.

I lost my apartment keys in the door once too
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:30 pm to
quote:


I mailed my niece and nephew my tv remote in the box that I put their Christmas gifts in last year.


Is your cat ok?


Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60578 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:31 pm to
My hand
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Is your cat ok? 

I hate cats. I don't know if I was drunk and set it down for a second or if one of my kids put it in there.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13885 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:33 pm to
One time I misplaced my girl and some fricking cracked loser had sex with her.

I messaged him on Facebook through my thot girl's profile.

He went and told some website called the OT about it.

They did all shame him so I guess I won in the end.
This post was edited on 9/28/17 at 7:35 pm
Posted by Haydo
DTX
Member since Jul 2011
2942 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:35 pm to
I bought some new butter at the store last week, used it once while cooking that night. Couldn't find it anywhere in the fridge a few days later next time I needed it, I was utterly confused. I found it a week later in the cupboard above the microwave where I keep my tupperware

Not a stick of butter, one of those ones in the little plastic tubs.

It was also 3am and I was making a grilled cheese hammered after a night out.

This post was edited on 9/28/17 at 7:37 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:38 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 8:59 am
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2550 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:43 pm to
I used to carpool with a guy. One day I went to his house and it was raining like hell, and it was his day to drive. I arrive at his house, park the car and then run to his car for the drive to work. A couple hours after we got to work, I realize don't have my car keys. I asked him to call his wife to see if I left my keys in my car somewhere. She goes to look and call him back and tells him that she had found my keys...in my ignition, and the car was still running. GD, I felt like an idiot.
Posted by Buck Strickland
Arlen, Texas
Member since Sep 2017
155 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:45 pm to
I found my keys in the refrigerator. I had a bottle opener on my keychain. I must have left them there after opening a beer. Or several.
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:49 pm to
Tore an apartment to shreds for about an hour looking for my keys.

They were in the front pocket of my jacket that I was wearing.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26446 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:50 pm to
In my truck... On newer model Silverados, the cup holder is removable... There is a very small gap, when in place, to another compartment under it... I had a pack of checks slip into the crack into the compartment under the cup holder...

Looked everywhere for those stupid check's, didn't find them until I pulled up the holder to clean under it about a month later..

even had the bank cancel those particular checks...

This post was edited on 9/28/17 at 7:52 pm
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23865 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:51 pm to
a few times when I was younger I would be holding something for so long that I forgot it was in my hand. I’d look around for whatever it was for however long and would literally want to punch myself in the face when I finally came to the realization that I was holding said object the entire fricking time
Posted by eng08
Member since Jan 2013
5997 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 7:52 pm to
A friend won a gold medal at a summer olympics. Every few summers right around the games he gets interviewed on tv.

One interview he did it outdoors at his house, and upon conclusion placed his gold medal on the car to shake hands and say goodbye. After that he went inside.

A few hours later he can't seem to find the gold medal, tears the house and yard apart looking and eventually calls the tv station to ask if they have seen it. They can't find it either, and he eventually is going to file a police report.

He gets a call from a lady down the street who found it in the gutter on like the 5th or 6th turn from his house. The dumbass drove off with it on his roof the next morning and lost it on the side of the rd.
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