re: Strange experience with a cyclist yesterday morning

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or did he want to frick me?

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I'm fairly certain he was looking for an opportunity to drop GHB in your caramel latte and take you back to his hipster cabin in the woods.

OP is this you?

I had a similar experience, kind of. I'm riding my bike to my favorite coffee shop, and I pull up next to another biker at a traffic light. The guy says "good morning, whatnot". I'm like, "what the frick does he mean by whatnot? What a dickhead". So, I'm trying to keep my distance from this jerk, staying well enough behind him so he can't talk to me, and the fricker keeps going exactly where I am trying to go. The a-hole even slows down, apparently to get me to draw closer so he can say some more bullshite to me, but I'm not about to engage this guy again, so I stay safely back. Sure enough, he ends up going to exactly the same coffee shop that I am trying to get to. And then, of course, the son of a bitch takes the last slot on the bike rack, so I can't fricking park my bike, so I ended up having to do laps around the parking lot until another slot opened because I sure as hell am not going to just leave my $5,000 racing bike just anywhere without a proper rack where I can lock it. So there I am riding around the fricking parking lot and I'm so fricking pissed off I just glare at the fricker the whole time to let him know how pissed off I am.

So, 2 questions:

Is this guy just a fricking jerk who likes to frick with other bikers with his "whatnot" bullshite?

or had he been stalking me for weeks, knowing I always go to this coffee shop, and intentionally went exactly the same way I always go just to fricking take my bike rack spot before I could?

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Some people are just fricking weird.

I brought my guitar down to the beach.

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You brought your guitar down to the beach? Who's the weirdo?

You should've circled around and started following him, then at the next red light pulled up behind him and whispered in his ear "your move".