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Strange experience with a cyclist yesterday morning
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:38 pm
So yesterday morning I was riding my bike to the local coffee shop (because I'm an entitled douchebag and all) and on the way I'm stopped at a red light and another cyclist comes up behind me. We exchange the usual "Good mornings" and whatnot, then once the light turns green, we head on.
This is where it gets kinda weird. He gets right behind me, which I find kinda odd because I'm going at a casual pace and he is in full kit on a racing road bike, so I figured he would go around me, but he never did, instead, he followed me all the way to the coffee shop. And I take a very zig zag way to the coffee shop because I try to avoid heavy traffic streets, so the only way it would make sense for him to follow me is if we were going to the same place.
At one point I even slowed down to see if he would pass me and he slowed down with me.
So I finally get to the coffee shop. He follows me all the way to it, then he proceeds to rides laps around the the parking lot across the street and stare at me as I drank my coffee on the patio. It was really fricking weird. He did this for probably 10 minutes.
So 2 questions:
Did I break some sort of cycling etiquette that I'm not aware of?
or did he want to frick me?
I have no idea and I still have no idea what I did for him to follow me like that.
This is where it gets kinda weird. He gets right behind me, which I find kinda odd because I'm going at a casual pace and he is in full kit on a racing road bike, so I figured he would go around me, but he never did, instead, he followed me all the way to the coffee shop. And I take a very zig zag way to the coffee shop because I try to avoid heavy traffic streets, so the only way it would make sense for him to follow me is if we were going to the same place.
At one point I even slowed down to see if he would pass me and he slowed down with me.
So I finally get to the coffee shop. He follows me all the way to it, then he proceeds to rides laps around the the parking lot across the street and stare at me as I drank my coffee on the patio. It was really fricking weird. He did this for probably 10 minutes.
So 2 questions:
Did I break some sort of cycling etiquette that I'm not aware of?
or did he want to frick me?
I have no idea and I still have no idea what I did for him to follow me like that.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:39 pm to Salmon
Obviously he was drafting because he was a lazy frick...
Side note: This is why I don't ride bikes, too many coffee drinking, parking lot lap taking freaks...
Side note: This is why I don't ride bikes, too many coffee drinking, parking lot lap taking freaks...
This post was edited on 10/5/15 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:40 pm to Salmon
You probably inadvertently gave him "the look"
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to Salmon
quote:
Did I break some sort of cycling etiquette that I'm not aware of?
Ya'll were suppose to race.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to Salmon
This is exactly how I picture all cyclist interactions take place
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to Salmon
Sounds like he wants to put some Ds in some As.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to Salmon
Were you fully torqued in your cyclist shorts? That could send the wrong signal
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to Salmon
That's how the wild cyclist attempts to attract a mate.
You gon get raped.
You gon get raped.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to Salmon
quote:
cyclist
quote:
did he want to frick me?
Pretty safe bet...
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to Pectus
he stayed like 10-15 ft behind me though
its not like he was directly on my back wheel
its not like he was directly on my back wheel
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:43 pm to Salmon
Were you wearing really tight biker shorts?
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:43 pm to Salmon
This sounds like the whitest scene of all time
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:45 pm to captainahab
quote:
Were you wearing really tight biker shorts?
nope
normal khaki shorts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:45 pm to Salmon
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(because I'm an entitled douchebag and all)
Stopped reading right there.
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:45 pm to Mo Jeaux
That's some truck stop / airport bathroom type shite going on there.
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