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Strange experience with a cyclist yesterday morning

Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:38 pm
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83514 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:38 pm
So yesterday morning I was riding my bike to the local coffee shop (because I'm an entitled douchebag and all) and on the way I'm stopped at a red light and another cyclist comes up behind me. We exchange the usual "Good mornings" and whatnot, then once the light turns green, we head on.

This is where it gets kinda weird. He gets right behind me, which I find kinda odd because I'm going at a casual pace and he is in full kit on a racing road bike, so I figured he would go around me, but he never did, instead, he followed me all the way to the coffee shop. And I take a very zig zag way to the coffee shop because I try to avoid heavy traffic streets, so the only way it would make sense for him to follow me is if we were going to the same place.

At one point I even slowed down to see if he would pass me and he slowed down with me.

So I finally get to the coffee shop. He follows me all the way to it, then he proceeds to rides laps around the the parking lot across the street and stare at me as I drank my coffee on the patio. It was really fricking weird. He did this for probably 10 minutes.

So 2 questions:

Did I break some sort of cycling etiquette that I'm not aware of?

or did he want to frick me?

I have no idea and I still have no idea what I did for him to follow me like that.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15495 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:39 pm to
What in the hell....
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26413 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:39 pm to
Obviously he was drafting because he was a lazy frick...

Side note: This is why I don't ride bikes, too many coffee drinking, parking lot lap taking freaks...
This post was edited on 10/5/15 at 1:42 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102962 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:40 pm to
You probably inadvertently gave him "the look"
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64373 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:40 pm to
He wanted your booty.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to
Do you even draft bro?
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Did I break some sort of cycling etiquette that I'm not aware of?


Ya'll were suppose to race.
Posted by CuseTiger
On the road
Member since Jul 2013
8195 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to
This is exactly how I picture all cyclist interactions take place
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12049 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to
Sounds like he wants to put some Ds in some As.
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
33285 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to
Were you fully torqued in your cyclist shorts? That could send the wrong signal
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to
That's how the wild cyclist attempts to attract a mate.



You gon get raped.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

cyclist

quote:

did he want to frick me?



Pretty safe bet...
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83514 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to
he stayed like 10-15 ft behind me though

its not like he was directly on my back wheel

Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58542 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:41 pm to
Posted by captainahab
Highway Trio8
Member since Dec 2014
1598 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:43 pm to
Were you wearing really tight biker shorts?
Posted by usc6158
Member since Feb 2008
35305 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:43 pm to
This sounds like the whitest scene of all time
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83514 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Were you wearing really tight biker shorts?


nope

normal khaki shorts

Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101914 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

(because I'm an entitled douchebag and all)


Stopped reading right there.
Posted by Buck Dancer
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
4672 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:45 pm to
That's some truck stop / airport bathroom type shite going on there.
Posted by BugaJesus
Yo mama's house
Member since Sep 2015
494 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 1:46 pm to
Why didn't you just ask him?
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